Poke a stick at a grizzly bear

Eat medicine that's out of date

Use your private parts as piranha bait

Dumb ways to die

So many dumb ways to die

Dumb ways to die

So many dumb ways to die

Invite a psycho-killer inside

Scratch a drug dealer's brand new ride

Take your helmet off in outer space

Use your clothes dryer as a hiding place

Dumb ways to die

So many dumb ways to die

Dumb ways to die

So many dumb ways to die

Keep a rattlesnake as a pet

Sell both your kidneys on the Internet

Teach yourself how to fly

Eat a two-week-old unrefrigerated pie

Dumb ways to die

So many dumb ways to die

Dumb ways to die

So many dumb ways to die

Dress up like a moose during hunting season

Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason

Stand on the edge of a train station platform

Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing

Run across the tracks between the platforms

They may not rhyme but they're quite possibly

The dumbest ways to die

The dumbest ways to die

The dumbest ways to die

So many dumb

So many dumb ways to die