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  • - Apparently earlier this year

  • I apparently had a little boy on this show

  • named Noah Ritter, apparently.

  • After his interview with a local news station went viral,

  • I knew that I had to meet him.

  • Noah loves dinosaurs, he loves his grandpa,

  • he loves my production assistant, Robby.

  • Most of all he loves saying whatever pops into his head.

  • - Apparently I've never been on live television before,

  • but apparently sometimes I don't watch this--

  • I don't watch the news, because I'm a kid.

  • And apparently every time--

  • Apparently grandpa just gives me the remote

  • after he watched the Powerball.

  • [cheers and applause]

  • This is my first time on a talk show.

  • - What is it, Noah?

  • - My first time on a talk show.

  • - Oh, man.

  • Welcome. [cheers and applause]

  • [laughter]

  • You're waving to your grandpa?

  • - Yep. - Yep.

  • Your grandpa's in the audience. Hi, grandpa.

  • So you're in kindergarten.

  • What are you learning in kindergarten?

  • - I think--

  • I think they're holding me I don't know how many hours.

  • Probably, like, 11 hours.

  • I don't know, it's like I was in prison for ten days.

  • [laughter and applause]

  • - So you're enjoying it?

  • - Yeah, five days.

  • That's a week.

  • - Yeah, so--

  • - Ten days, year.

  • - Yeah.

  • Hey, I have a question about dinosaurs.

  • I heard you like dinosaurs a lot, right?

  • - Yeah, I do. - Okay.

  • - What if I told you we had a dinosaur here today?

  • It's a friendly dinosaur too.

  • I think you're gonna like it.

  • Look.

  • - Wow!

  • I'm pretty sure that's a guy in a costume.

  • [laughter and cheering]

  • - Who's coming here now?

  • - He's a triceratops. - Yeah.

  • Now tell me, you know if this is a predator

  • or a herbivore.

  • - A plant-eater. - He's a plant-eater.

  • - Yeah, I've seen a lot of dinosaur movies in my day.

  • - Oh, have you?

  • Look at this guy's eye.

  • Come down here, look.

  • - [snorts] - Oh, my God!

  • - Oh, no. - He just sneezed on me!

  • He just sneezed on me!

  • - Whoo-hoo!

  • - You gonna ride with me? - I'm gonna ride with you.

  • - Here we go. - Whoo!

  • - Hate L.A. pizza?

  • - Welcome back to California.

  • Do you like California?

  • - Uh, no.

  • No, I do not.

  • I do not like the hotel--

  • I do not like the hotel--

  • the hotel TVs.

  • They're terrible. They don't have any cartoons.

  • I mean, I'm like, big fail.

  • [laughter]

  • I met Robby because he came over

  • and he's one of the cameramen

  • except he's not holding a camera at all.

  • - Okay. - All right, here we go!

  • [upbeat Hawaiian music]

  • - Wait, Ellen, can I say hi to my grandpa--grandma?

  • - Yeah.

  • - Hello, grandma, and thank you

  • for watching me on the "Ellen" show,

  • and plus if you want to see

  • a YouTube video made by me

  • and my grandfather,

  • go to ww--youtube.com

  • slash--greatest fails of all time,

  • until when-- until when--

  • and make sure to leave a like and subscribe to my channel.

  • [laughter and applause]

- Apparently earlier this year

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