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  • What's up you guys, it's Travis!

  • Today we're going to be reacting to some of my old modeling photos.

  • You guys are probably used to seeing photos of me like...

  • this one.

  • And this one.

  • And this one too.

  • The reason you might see these photos is because I post them.

  • One would deduce that I filter out the bad photos.

  • Those bad photos all went in a file.

  • This file!

  • In this file are photos that I was so

  • embarrassed of, I swore I would never let them see the light of day again.

  • So obviously I'm going to show them to you today.

  • If you guys have any embarrassing photos from your past give this video a LIKE. If you don't... who the hell are you?

  • This gem is from my second photo shoot ever.

  • The outfit I'm wearing reminds me of something that Brad Pitt's character wore in "Interview with a Vampire."

  • The difference between us though that he was a vampire from the 1700's and I was just

  • a 19 year old gay boy try to make it in the world.

  • I have to be completely honest about something here.

  • You see the guy in the kilt that's clinging on to my vampire ass legs.

  • That's not his actual face.

  • I know. I fooled you and that's okay.

  • There's nothing wrong with that.

  • I remember doing this photo shoot because my manager

  • said that he wanted me to be a bit more edgy.

  • What better way to make yourself look edgy than

  • to flat iron, the f**k out of your hair?

  • Fashion.

  • Beauty.

  • Art.

  • Love.

  • Titties.

  • Can we get just one more close up of the

  • doilies hanging from my sleeves?

  • Ugh. Beautiful.

  • Here we have Trav of the Jungle.

  • Yes I'm butt ass naked on the edge of a cliff,

  • and yes that is a 6 ft boa constrictor draped over my shoulders.

  • Me being naked in this photo was the doing of some perv that just wanted an excuse to see my choncha.

  • Does choncha mean penis?

  • Comment in the comment section below and let me know if choncha means penis.

  • Me being naked was not my fault, but having a snake around my shoulders was.

  • I borrowed this snake from a pet store just for this photo shoot.

  • After the photo shoot was over with, I was responsible for taking the snake back to the pet store.

  • I put the snake in this cardboard box and put it in the back seat.

  • Suddenly I'm driving 85 mph down the freeway--

  • --65 if you're a cop watching this.

  • I feel this little tingle on my neck.

  • Sure enough that was Milan.

  • This snake crawls over my shoulder, wraps around my neck and the headrest.

  • "Oh my god, this is it. I'm definitely going to die today"

  • This snake is going to strangle me on the freeway.

  • I'm gonna roll over...

  • ...fly out the windshield.

  • People are gonna just find me inside the snake's body because he's definitely going to eat me, too.

  • After the snake has completely wrapped itself around me, it stops

  • right in front of my face. It turns and looks straight at me.

  • I can see it's tongue like, sticking out.

  • Oh my god this snake is going to bite my face.

  • It's going to bite my f**king face.

  • After a few intense moments, the snake

  • just turns its head, releases me, and slithers over to the seat next to me

  • where he coils up for the rest of the drive.

  • I guess he just wanted to ride shot gun.

  • Over here I was in the first trimester of my pregnancy.

  • Apparently I just really liked Jessica Simpson's

  • cover of Elle magazine when she was pregnant, because we're doing basically the exact same pose.

  • Although, I have to say the whole point of doing that pose is to cover up your boobs

  • and I did a terrible job of that because I can clearly see both my nipple slipping out.

  • God, fetus Travis. You little strumpet.

  • This photo wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for that damn headband.

  • Who on Earth thought it would be a good idea to put a headband on me in a biker suit.

  • For just 25 cents a day you can supply a month's worth of food

  • to this struggling model.

  • Month after month, fashion models survive solely off of tic-tacs and sunlight.

  • Honestly, though! What the hell were we thinking.

  • Terrible. It's embarrassing.

  • This photo actually does make perfect sense.

  • I was clearly tired from chopping wood all day.

  • "Man! I'm tired, but where can I lay down?"

  • "There's a stack of logs over there that look pretty comfy"

  • I guess I'll go take a rest over there.

  • Much better.

  • This reminds me of the creepy uncle that would always come over to your house parties

  • and give you those hugs for that extra second too long.

  • "Jenny! why don't you come sit on your Uncle Barney's lap?"

  • and then Uncle Barney would have a few too many beers,

  • and pick you up and take you to his house and look you in his closet and leave you there for three months straight.

  • I mean. We've all been there right?!?

  • Just me? ok cool.

  • That's all the time we have today.

  • I have plenty more of where those photos came from.

  • So if you want to see any more embarrassing photos

  • Let me know in the comment section below

  • and I might just do a follow up video.

  • Thank you guys so much for watching and we'll see you soon.

  • Here

  • (loud belch)

  • (Laughter) Oh my god

What's up you guys, it's Travis!

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