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  • >> [male speaker] Mrs. Saunders? >> [Mrs. Saunders] Yes?

  • [male speaker] Yes, what?

  • >> [Mrs. Saunders] Yes, I am her. >> [male speaker] Thank you.

  • Say the whole thing, jeez.

  • Well, the surgery was a success.

  • We're lucky your husband got here so quickly after the accident.

  • We were able to stabilize him eventually, but in order to save his life,

  • I had to take his neck, okay?

  • [Mrs. Saunders] Okay? Okay?

  • No, no, no, nonot okay. I don't understandhe lost his neck?

  • [male speaker] Well, we didn't lose it.

  • It's in the garbage.

  • I'd show you, but it's probably got fries on it by now.

  • You know?

  • [Mrs. Saunders] I guess if this was some sort of last ditch effort

  • to save his life— >> [male speaker] Yep. Yeah. Yeah.

  • That's it. It was a last ditch thing to save his life.

  • What was had to do is we had to make two very small, imperceptible incisions

  • right here in the neck so we could get in there

  • with a power saw and just jam away on that bad boy,

  • then just dumped the sucker in the trash.

  • [Mrs. Saunders] Oh, my God.

  • >> [male speaker] Don't cry. . >> [Mrs. Saunders] Okay, I'm going to

  • so when I see him, he's not going to have a neck?

  • [male speaker] He'll be neckless. Completely neckless.

  • You want to see the freak, or what are we doing here?

  • I shouldn't joke, I'm sorry. Do you want to see your husband?

  • [Mrs. Saunders] Yeah, I'd like to see my husband.

  • Danny! >> [Danny] Hey, sweetie.

  • >> [Mrs. Saunders] Are you okay? >> [Danny] Sweetie.

  • [male speaker] He can walk, by the way. I didn't mess that up.

  • [Danny] Yeah, they said I should be wheeled out so I don't fall.

  • [male speaker] It's a bit dramatic, isn't it?

  • All right, let me tell you about your new body here.

  • It's going to take some getting used to.

  • First of all, we're lucky that the shoulders aren't rejecting the head,

  • so the head still has full access to all this stuff right here

  • your chest, tummy, all the way down to your big old hog,

  • which works fine, by the way.

  • Look at her, she's going, "Thank you very much, Doccie."

  • I'm going, "Don't thank me yet. He can't munch your box anymore."

  • [Danny] Oh, my Godokay, mostly I think

  • we're just worried aboutwell, I'm wondering if I can breathe

  • [male speaker] Oh, you've got to tell the FBI

  • about your new height in case there's ever a manhunt for you.

  • Snipers will be like, [pew] [whooshing sound] I thought he was this tall.

  • Other than that, my nurse, Kristi, is going to give you some literature

  • that should answer any other questions you should have. Kristi!

  • What are you doing back there? I said you're not allowed back there.

  • >> [Kristi] I can go back there if I want to. >> [male speaker] Fine.

  • [Kristi] Here you goyou're going to want to read this.

  • [male speaker] That's Kristi. I delivered her baby last year.

  • She almost didn't make it— I had to rip her neck off to save her.

  • The baby, too. >> [Kristi] But now she's a happy, healthy four-year-old.

  • [male speaker] Yep.

  • [Mrs. Saunders] Why do you have a picture of her in your waiting room?

  • [male speaker] It's covering up a safe.

  • [Danny] Well, I'm glad I'm alive, at least.

  • [male speaker] Random.

  • Yeah, you two lovebirds got to get on out of here, okay?

  • I'm up to my hog and balls in paperwork.

  • [Mrs. Saunders] Do we come back for physical therapy?

  • [male speaker] Uh-uh. No, you don't ever come back here.

  • You hear me? We're moving at the end of the day today to a new space.

  • Bigger. Big old dusty place. It's gothey.

  • You just checked completely out.

  • I say one thing about myself and it's just— >> [Mrs. Saunders] Sorry, mister.

  • [male speaker] Ah, it's fine.

  • Honestly, I'm starving, though. You guys have got to go.

  • I've got another neck ripping off at five

  • or appendectomy, but I'm hoping I'll have to rip his neck off.

  • Some evenings.

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>> [male speaker] Mrs. Saunders? >> [Mrs. Saunders] Yes?

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