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  • - You know how they say dogs and their owners resemble each other?

  • - I like guys with big dogs.

  • - If I saw a girl with a weird/funky looking dog

  • I'm automatically assuming she has a huge heart.

  • - A guy with a Pitbull is definitely good in bed.

  • - Absolutely.

  • - My mom would want me to date any man

  • who owned a Golden Retriever.

  • - Girls with Golden Retrievers have a lot of patience.

  • - They've already been married for 15 years since high school.

  • - They probably are stable.

  • - I feel like Golden Retrievers

  • are either family dogs or sugar daddy dogs.

  • - I would want to date a man who had a lab.

  • - He's a good one.

  • - Yeah.

  • - He's a catch.

  • - Keeper.

  • - Solid, dependable girl, hands down.

  • - I've only known three people

  • in my entire life who have had Australian Shepherd dogs.

  • They've all ended up in prison.

  • - Yeah, a girl with a Australian Shepherd is super cool.

  • - When I see a girl with a Dalmatian

  • I'm definitely intrigued.

  • - You know that girl has got some bling.

  • - She can afford to take you to dinner.

  • - Exactly.

  • - A girl with a Husky definitely

  • has an awesome apartment and no kids.

  • - I think she drinks vodka.

  • - He's an alpha male.

  • - Mm-hmm.

  • - He's really attractive.

  • - I'm a little terrified of you.

  • - Sweet and kind, but they will take care of you if there is danger.

  • - Labradoodles.

  • - [Both] Eh.

  • - You have to have a sense of humor about yourself--

  • - Yeah.

  • - To constantly look at a Pug's face

  • and clean the (beeping) out of it's face folds.

  • - Anyone who has a Pug, I'm like, I don't know.

  • - Guy with a Pug--

  • - You're adorable.

  • - They're the cutest.

  • - Men that own Pugs or Basset Hounds are stoners.

  • - Girls with Corgis are kind of like, spacey.

  • You know, they'll forget that they even have a dog.

  • - And they're very smart and quirky.

  • And they're really into music.

  • - So I assume you sleep around a lot.

  • - Not feelin' it.

  • - I think a girl with a Basset Hound

  • is going to be a little bit more chill.

  • Might be down to hang in with you on the weekend.

  • - You're a catch.

  • - Yup.

  • - She's not worried about what people think.

  • - For some reason I feel like

  • if you have a Boston Terrier you're very clean.

  • You're a clean guy.

  • - I definitely want a man with a Bulldog.

  • - Yeah, they're steward.

  • They're dependable.

  • - Mm-hmm.

  • - Good foundation. - They can wiggle.

  • - Yeah, they can wiggle.

  • - I think girls with really big dogs are lonely.

  • - A guy with a Mastiff or a Great Dane,

  • is an absolute deal breaker for me.

  • - I'm expecting she's gonna be pretty tough, pretty strong.

  • - Because big dogs say you're single.

  • But then too big of dogs, and I feel like

  • they're compensating for something.

  • - Me too.

  • - I think tiny dogs are a really good replacement for dolls.

  • - If I see a girl with a Chihuahua I feel like chances are

  • she's probably gonna be high maintenance.

  • - They just have the worst attitudes.

  • And I assume that the owner also has a (bleep) attitude.

  • When I see a girl with a Pomeranian

  • I automatically assume diva.

  • - If you just generally seem like a bad person

  • then the worst thing you can do as a girl

  • is carry around it--

  • - An accessory that's alive.

  • - Yeah.

  • - She has a brush, like hidden somewhere

  • that she brushes her dog's hair

  • before she gets out of the car just to meet you for coffee.

  • - Yeah.

  • - I assume you're taken.

  • It's like absolutely wearing a ring on your finger.

  • Done deal, not going for it.

  • - I think a Pit Bull is statement.

  • - Straight up, I don't trust women with Pit Bulls.

  • - It'll say, "We're both friendly.

  • "You've misjudged us."

  • Or, it'll say, "I'm holding this to kill you".

  • - Everyone on the internet right now

  • is going to hate me for saying that.

  • - But I don't like guys that have Pit Bulls.

  • - If a girl has a Pit Bull she's most likely sexy.

  • And if she wasn't sexy before the Pit Bull, now she is sexy.

  • She also most likely has tattoos.

  • - Good in bed.

  • - Yes!

  • - It might sound stereotypical

  • but I think the coolest girl

  • would have the most downtrodden looking dog.

  • - I feel like when you meet a girl with a mutt rescue dog you're just kind of like,

  • "You're just a good, solid chick".

  • - They took a second to get to know the dog.

  • - And you're probably kind of sexy and adventurous.

  • - Done deal. - Sold.

  • - You can put the ring on my finger.

  • - Yup.

  • Uh, right now.

  • - You adopted from a rescue shelter.

  • You are a good human being.

  • - Yeah, you're a giver, a nurturer.

  • - The world.

  • - Mm-hmm.

  • - Yeah.

- You know how they say dogs and their owners resemble each other?

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