You just had the funeral.

Your grandmother and I were there at this time every year.

It just seems like we're cutting it a little close

with the rehearsal brunch on Friday.

I'm just freaking out.

I know.

Can you take my car, Sweetie?

I need the SUV for the wine.

Now let's get in that giant labia you drove up in and get out of here.

Hey!

We're heading to Daytona.

So you guys want to tag along for a bit, maybe?

Party some babies into us?

Holy!

We're not going to Daytona.

Bah!

Are you kidding me right now?

Grandma's funeral was yesterday!

She told me on her deathbed,

"You get back out there again."

Hey, Grandpa!

Did he just call you Grandpa?

What the ***

Want to be a lamb and get that for me?

You ever go on Spring Break?

No.

Hey, you know, one in three of these girls as herpes

even if you can't see it.

Whoops. That never usually happens.

Really? Happens to me all the time.

Daytona Beach!

You're in Daytona Beach?

We're just driving through.

Jason!

She's not right for you.

If you marry her, you're going to be sleepwalking through the rest of your life.

The way I see it, this is our last stand.

Party til you're pregnant!

Everybody on the floor!

This is crack.

I just smoked crack?

Yeah. But just like, a lot.

I just smoked crack!

I want you to know how much I appreciate you doing this for me.

Did you just get naked?

That's the best way to sleep.

Oh my god!

I want you to tear open my bra like it's a Social Security check.

Now fumble around, pretend like you're trying to find your glasses.

I found them.

I can see!

The greatest gift a grandson can give his grandfather

is a hot college girl that wants to have unprotected sex with him before he dies.

Most grandpas just want toffee

or socks.