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  • Oh hey Pikachu, I choose you!

  • Go!

  • Pikachu!

  • Pikachu, use, (...) thunderbolt!

  • Pika-pi, pika!

  • Ow!

  • Venusaur, oh no!

  • Counterattack with whatever you feel like, man!

  • Wait, hold on, what?

  • Ve- I mean Venusaur, with a question mark.

  • Yea, I don't know, whatever-

  • Dude, come on, man.

  • Fffuck, I mean Venusaur.

  • I don't know what my fucking attacks are, dude.

  • You're the one who keeps track of that shit,

  • I just fuckin' take the hits for you.

  • Pikachu, use thunder..smash!

  • Pikachu!

  • Ow! Fuck! Ahhh God!

  • Man, this is- I mean Venusaur!

  • Look, I don't care what you fuckin' do.

  • I don't even know what-

  • Just say fuckin' solar beam.

  • I mean Venusaur.

  • Whatever, do solar beam.

  • Yea, OK, thanks...

  • Venusaur...Gnhaauuuur...

  • Pikachu, while he's (m) charging his thunder..smash,

  • use your bolt...of lightning.

  • Pikachu!!!

  • Oahh! Oww!

  • OK, am I gonna do the thunder-

  • well I don't need your permission for this one,

  • I mean, uph, Venusaur.

  • Bam!

  • Fuck! Ow! God! my fuckin' knee!

  • That's my kneee!

  • Damn it!

  • Ssssshit!

  • Ahhhh! man!

  • Why didn't you evolve me, you asshole?

  • Because I love you, Pikachu, and-

  • Do you want me to lose?

  • Is that what you want?

  • Christ!

  • [vomits]

  • And all you are feeding me is puffins!

  • I need nurishments!

  • Tauros meat or something-

  • We don't.. we don't kill Pokémon-

  • We do!

  • We do it for you, you fuckin' assholes!

  • Goddamn-

  • Look, man, I'm total..I'm..I'm really sorry about-

  • Fuck you, man, you suck!

  • You stupid evolved..prick!

  • What do you even do?

  • You just...you just a(ff), plant...

  • Shut up, man!

  • It's all you fuckin' fault-

  • Hey, I didn't even-

  • You were the one who was all: "Oh, I gotta do an attack"!

  • ...You could have just walked away...

  • ..but you didn't, you prick!

  • So fuck you, you dumbass...

  • My knee!

  • Ah man...

  • fuckin- oww!

  • Ah!

  • My..my knee!

  • Ah!

Oh hey Pikachu, I choose you!

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