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  • DAVID: You know, um, Jeannie, if Bill Clinton were to write

  • a memoir, I'm sure he'd want to focus on his legislative

  • accomplishments, foreign affairs.

  • No, no, no, I want to hear about the Lewinsky stuff.

  • That's what I--

  • JEANNIE: David, you're so funny.

  • Your stuff is like observational and political at

  • the same time, and I love the Lewinsky punchline.

  • DAVID: Oh, right?

  • Thank you.

  • JEANNIE: I think that Clinton did write a memoir, though.

  • DAVID: No, I'm sure he did.

  • Jeannie, are you my girl?

  • JEANNIE: I am your girl, David.

  • You know, let's not let anything get in the way of--

  • CLUB ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the

  • hottest new singer on the New York scene, Rochelle Konkey.

  • [MUSIC PLAYING]

  • [SCREAMS]

  • JEANNIE: Oh, my--

  • DAVID: What happened?

  • JEANNIE: Is he OK?

  • DAVID: I don't know.

  • That chandelier fell and hit him in the head or something.

  • FEMALE SPEAKER: Alfred's dead.

  • ROCHELLE: All right, calm down, everybody.

  • Calm down.

  • Can anybody play the drums?

  • DAVID: Wait a minute, yeah.

  • I used to play drums in high school.

  • You know, like REM, the Smiths, U2 kind of stuff.

  • ROCHELLE: Anybody else?

  • Anyone?

  • All right, loser dude.

  • Come on up.

  • Show me what you got.

  • DAVID: Do you mind if I--

  • JEANNIE: No, go ahead.

  • DAVID: OK.

  • [APPLAUSE]

  • DAVID: We'll start with a little "Sunday Bloody Sunday."

  • [PLAYING DRUMS]

  • ROCHELLE: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, let's just lay it down

  • easy breezy, like (MAKES DRUM SOUNDS WITH HER MOUTH).

  • All right.

  • That's it.

  • You've got the groove, man.

  • ROCHELLE: (SINGING) You've got the groove my man.

  • You are the man with the plan.

  • DAVID: (SINGING) I've got the groove in spades.

  • I'm gonna make you scream with joy.

  • ROCHELLE: (SINGING) When the lights go down, I will make

  • sweet love to you.

  • DAVID: (SINGING) When the lights go down, I will thrill

  • your groin.

  • ROCHELLE: (SINGING) I will lick your body.

  • DAVID: (SINGING) I will lick your skin.

  • ROCHELLE: (SINGING) I will make you squeal.

  • DAVID: (SINGING) Like Huckleberry Finn.

  • [MUSIC PLAYING]

  • ROCHELLE: (SINGING) I'll make you squeal.

  • DAVID: (SINGING) Like Huckleberry Finn.

  • ROCHELLE: [SQUEALS]

  • (SINGING) I will make you squeal.

  • DAVID: (SINGING) I will get into the [INAUDIBLE] of the

  • [INAUDIBLE].

  • [BOTH SINGING]

  • DAVID: (SINGING) I want to get into that nice body, a lover's

  • lover's body.

  • [APPLAUSE]

  • DAVID: Wow, that was incredible.

  • JEANNIE: Yeah.

  • DAVID: How amazing is Rochelle?

  • JEANNIE: Yeah, she's great if you like that sort of thing.

  • ROCHELLE: You were really great up there.

  • I really like your style.

  • DAVID: Oh, thanks.

  • ROCHELLE: Yeah.

  • DAVID: Oh, uh, Rochelle Konkey, this is, uh, Jeannie

  • [INAUDIBLE].

  • She's my girlfriend.

  • ROCHELLE: Hi.

  • So anyway, listen, we're going to this really cool after

  • hours shindig at a really amazing Brooklyn loft.

  • You should come.

  • DAVID: What do you think, darling?

  • SAJ: Rochelle's here!

  • Everyone cheer!

  • ROCHELLE: Hey, Saj.

  • This is David Wain.

  • He filled in for Alfred after he died.

  • SAJ: Ooh.

  • I heard about you.

  • Word is you got groove to spare.

  • DAVID: I guess word travels fast.

  • ROCHELLE: And that's some girl that came with David.

  • JEANNIE: (ANGRILY) Uh, excuse me, I'm not some girl.

  • I'm David's girlfriend.

  • [ROCK MUSIC PLAYS]

  • DAVID: (SINGING) Hey, where are you taking her?

  • ROCHELLE: (SINGING) Don't worry about her.

  • She'll be fine.

  • Just come with me, and now for the best time where I

  • have sex with you.

  • DAVID: Wait a minute.

  • What about Jeannie?

  • (SINGING) What do I do?

  • Do I go down this road?

  • I guess we'll find out in the next episode.

  • Argh!

  • [MUSIC PLAYING]

DAVID: You know, um, Jeannie, if Bill Clinton were to write

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Wainy Days #30 'Rochelle Part 1'

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    紅謹 posted on 2013/04/19
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