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  • [laughter]

  • [phone dings and vibrates]

  • Oh, hold on a second. Mm-hmm.

  • Oh, hell no.

  • He did not just text me he working late.

  • That shit is weak.

  • Okay.

  • You know what, working late, my ass.

  • If he don't walk through that door

  • in the next half an hour,

  • he may as well not even come home tonight

  • 'cause I'm not gonna be there waiting for his cheating ass.

  • - Okay! - All right, girl?

  • I ain't playing. You know what I'm saying?

  • I mean, I will be there waiting because--

  • But he gonna have to put up with a lot of shit from me.

  • Okay.

  • And if he think he gonna do this shit again,

  • he is sorely mistaken...

  • Okay!

  • Because my man gets one chance.

  • - Okay! - One.

  • - Okay! - And then after that,

  • - he get one more... - Okay...

  • And then after that, he gonna get three strikes.

  • - Then you're out. - Okay...

  • And if I ever find out that my man was messing around on me,

  • he better get as far away from me as he possibly can

  • because he do not want to get what I'm gonna give to him.

  • Okay.

  • I got my motherfucking real estate license...

  • Okay!

  • But if and when he does come home, that's fine...

  • Okay.

  • 'Cause he can go out

  • and get all turnt up with these little side hos

  • and whatnot 'cause you know what, bitch?

  • He always gonna come home.

  • - All right? - Okay.

  • I'm the queen bee, and he always gonna come home to me.

  • - You know what? - Okay...

  • But you know what, but you know what, but you know what?

  • - I don't even care. - Oh, okay.

  • But I'll tell you what happen if he do come home.

  • Okay.

  • He ain't gonna be pulling any of that shit in my house.

  • Okay...

  • He can come to the house if he wants to,

  • but he ain't never gonna do that when I'm home.

  • - Okay. - You know what?

  • Even if I'm home, it's fine.

  • Okay...

  • You know what I'm talking about?

  • Mm, okay.

  • 'Cause I don't give a good goddamn.

  • - Okay. - That's what I'm talking about.

  • But he ain't gonna bring that shit into my bedroom.

  • I tell you that much right now, okay?

  • Okay.

  • 'Cause there ain't no trifling-ass nigga

  • gonna wake me up while he's cheating on me in my bed again.

  • Okay...

  • And I told him. I looked him right in the face.

  • I said, "This is the fifth and last time that you"--

  • Okay!

  • [exhales]

  • I couldn't have said it better myself, girl.

  • - You're right. - Okay?

  • You just been spouting words of wisdom all evening.

  • I ain't listening to a

  • [high-pitched] goddamn thing you saying.

  • [quietly] Okay.

  • I don't even know what the hell I was thinking, girl.

  • You right.

  • The second that that man walks through that door,

  • I'ma dump his ass.

  • O...kay.

  • - Okay? - Okay.

  • Oh, my gosh, speak of the devil.

  • [romantic music]

  • ♪ ♪

  • O...kay.

[laughter]

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