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  • Three melee minions spawn each wave, with a new wave spawning every 30 seconds. So including

  • the first wave, how many melee minions would there be in the middle lane after 2 minutes?

  • Yes, I'm teaching- but it's not what it looks like! There's some standardized test next

  • week and if they all score above the bare minimum I get a cash bonus.

  • Normally I just seduce the superintendent and get the questions ahead of time

  • but he's playing hard to get.

  • The initial wave plus waves at 30 seconds, 1 minute, 90 seconds, and 2 minutes, 5 waves

  • total, 5 times 3 is fiftee-

  • Fifty-three! I said it first!

  • Only cause it was so easy none of us wasted our breath.

  • I'm a dude so of course I'm naturally good at math.

  • >>PRODUCER: Pfft yeah, okay, Vicky.

  • >>VIPER: It's pronounced Viper.

  • Man I gotta take a crap. Cause that's what us dudes do!

  • You comin'?

  • It's fifteen! Fifteen melee minions!

  • Wrong.

  • Hehe yeah, they were. But 53 was a good guess, right, Mr. Daniels?

  • No.

  • What?? But- but- five times three--

  • If x equals allied minions spawned, y equals enemy minions spawned, and z and n equal allied

  • and enemy C-S per minute, respectively, f of x is equal to zn over x minus xy over y

  • to the power of n plus zy over n to the power of q.

  • Ya got that right.

  • I made it up. I know he'll help raise the class average so I get that bonus, but getting

  • Castor to kill himself would be so funny.

  • My favorite part was the q.

  • It was like- quuuu.

  • Was it n plus Z-Y or x-y?

  • Christ-

  • The answer is zero!

  • I'm pretty sure five times three isn't zero... 4th grade Miss Garner's class I was multiplication

  • tables champion 3 weeks in a row! Then we got to sevens. We do not like sevens.

  • Seven.

  • Waaah!

  • The answer is zero cause they're all dead. Every last one of them! Dead! Just like Castor's

  • precious Daddy, and his daddy before him! Dead!

  • But on the test next week the correct answer would be 15, yes.

  • Woohoo!

  • Moving on. After you spawn you follow your attack route until you reach an enemy to engage.

  • Every few seconds, you scan the area for the highest priority target.

  • Top priority- right here. Target me at your own risk.

  • >>PRODUCER: Why didn't you smash him?

  • [writing]

  • >> PRODUCER: Uhhh... what? You're not making any sen-

  • The only time you deviate from this standard behavior is when you receive a call for help

  • from an ally-

  • Calling for help is for the women!

  • When you receive a call for help from an ally, you evaluate whether your current target or

  • the target designated by the call for

  • holy crap I'm hearing myself and it's putting me to sleep.

  • (speaking as he writes) call... for... holy... crap... I'm hearing...

  • myself...

  • Aww, dammit! Everyone head over to the Rift training area.

  • Hey kid, c'm'here.

  • You got those pics from last night?

  • These are great, of course. Just sucks we don't have any from above.

  • You need me to explain that? Hmph, okay, Sally- ahem- here goes. You have to be above a chick

  • to look down her shirt.

  • Oh, hey- my friends and I need a 4th to tee off this Saturday- your husband play golf?

  • More?

  • I'd be speechless if I weren't right now saying holy jugs look at those jugs.

  • You never cease to amaze me, kid.

  • What's next, the pics from her after-workout shower? Heh.

  • Great stuff, kid, truly. But we got a problem. The Champion Academy for Champions is sending

  • its rejects to train with us.

  • They can't be champions, but their parents donated so much this year the school bought

  • a submarine. For parties, maybe?

  • Anyway, so they tell the tards they're assigned to minion preparation duty or something so

  • they think they're important, then send'em here. The kids are happy to be somewhere where

  • they're not the most useless, and the parents don't care, long as the kid gets a cock diploma

  • >>PRODUCER: You said cock.

  • Did I? Well, you would know. My bad. I meant cac. C-A-C.

  • Normally we can get out of class by letting Castor hurt himself, but it's not gonna be

  • that simple with these brats. They get so much as a papercut and we're fu--

  • Kid? Where'd you go'oh shit!

  • [Badass music plays (because Mutey's a badass)]

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Minion Training College! #6 (LoL Animation)

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    郭忠霖 posted on 2015/10/23
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