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  • I'm fine.

  • No, I'm not f$%king fine.

  • My Birthday's in two weeks...

  • Don't tell me I didn't remind you.

  • Hey do you have any chocolate in here?

  • I'm on my period. Okay?

  • Have fun with your friends.

  • Why am I not invited?

  • Am I not your friend?

  • Heyy, I'm gonna be ready in just 5 minutes, okay?

  • I'm gonna be read in like 2 hours.

  • How was your day?

  • Where did you go?

  • Who did you see?

  • Why didn't you reply to my text?

  • That'd be really fun.

  • I'd rather watch paint dry.

  • It's okay just take your time.

  • Hurry the f$#k up!

  • What?

  • I heard what you said...

  • ...you just have to revise it while you have the chance.

  • You're not hungry?

  • Don't make me eat this by myself.

  • I got this on sale!

  • ...and I maxed out all your credit cards.

  • Are you serious?

  • Are you f%$king stupid?

  • No, I do like your friends

  • I hate your friends.

  • They're loud.

  • They're obnoxious.

  • And they smell like mothballs.

  • What'd you want to eat?

  • Anything is fine with me...

  • Obviously I don't know what I want to eat.

  • So you have 5 seconds.

  • GO!

  • Pizza Hut!

  • Sushi!

  • Burgers!

  • Let's just eat at home then...

  • Amy's boyfriend got her flowers at work today...

  • ... she's so lucky!

  • Why are you so lazy?!

  • Never buy me flowers.

  • ...Frickin' cheap...

  • ... and your penis is BROKEN.

  • No it's NOT!

  • PENIS AIN'T BROKEN!

  • Okay!

  • ...only if you buy me that Chanel bag.

  • Okay.

  • No.,

  • Yeah.

  • No.

  • ...Ok

  • No.

  • ...Yeah

  • No.

  • Okay!

  • noooooo....

I'm fine.

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