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  • - [sighs] - [clears throat]

  • - CAN YOU TOTALLY CHILL OUT? - NO, I'M SO ANNOYED RIGHT NOW.

  • CAN YOU, LIKE, NOT TALK TO ME FOR, LIKE, A SECOND?

  • LIKE, THAT'D BE GREAT. THAT'D BE FINE.

  • THAT'D BE FINE BY ME.

  • WHAT? OH, MY GOD, ARE YOU SERIOUS?

  • THIS IS BULL[bleep]. WHAT COULD POSSIBLY

  • BE THE PROBLEM WITH LETTING TWO MORE PEOPLE IN?

  • - CHECK YOUR GIRL, BRO.

  • - I'M SORRY. - EXCUSE ME, WHAT DID YOU SAY?

  • "CHECK YOUR GIRL"? UH-UHH, IT DOESN'T WORK LIKE THAT.

  • NO ONE CHECKS ME BECAUSE I'M NOT LUGGAGE.

  • OKAY? SO YOU CAN GO [bleep] YOURSEE-ELF.

  • - MEEGAN, SERIOUSLY,

  • TWO MORE PEOPLE ARE GONNA COME OUT IN A COUPLE OF SECONDS,

  • AND THEN WE CAN GO IN.

  • - NO! LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION.

  • WHAT WAS IT LIKE BEING IN THE GREEN MILE?

  • - HE WASN'T IN THE GREEN MILE!

  • HE CLEARLY WASN'T IN THAT MOVIE.

  • - WHAT DOES TOM HANKS'S PENIS FEEL LIKE?

  • - MEEGAN! - MOREOVER, HOW DOES IT FEEL

  • WHEN SWARMS OF BEES ARE COMING OUT OF YOUR FACE?

  • - SERIOUSLY, I'M SORRY. IT'S, LIKE, HER FAVORITE MOVIE.

  • - DON'T APOLOGIZE FOR ME!

  • YEAH, THIS IS NICE, THIS IS NICE.

  • YOU LOOK LIKE COMMON MEETS THE INCREDIBLE HULK.

  • - MEEGAN-- - WHEN YOU BROUGHT

  • THE FRANKINCENSE TO BABY JESUS, DID THEY, LIKE...

  • - OH. - MAKE YOU STAND

  • OUTSIDE THE BARN BECAUSE YOU WERE TOO BIG,

  • OR DID THEY INVITE YOU IN WITH ALL THE OTHER ANIMALS?

  • DON'T FLARE YOUR NOSTRILS AT ME,

  • OKAY? - HE'S--

  • - DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW IMPOLITE THAT IS?

  • - HE HASN'T MOVED HIS NOSTRILS ONCE SINCE WE GOT HERE.

  • - I SAW THEM MOVE! - THEY DID NOT MOVE, MEEGAN.

  • - THEY FLARED!

  • - MEEGAN, THEY [bleep] DID NOT MOVE!

  • - YOUR NOSTRILS FLARED MORE THAN A SURVIVOR FROM A BOAT ACCIDENT.

  • - WHAT?

  • - HE'S NOT EVEN LOOKING ME IN THE EYES.

  • OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT?

  • IF YOU'RE JUST GOING TO CONTINUE TO BE A LITTLE PRICK,

  • YOU'RE GONNA GET YOUR ASS KICKED.

  • - DON'T TOUCH HIM, MEE-- MEEGAN.

  • - [scoffs] CRAZY BITCH.

  • - [gasps]

  • [squeaks]

  • - [sighs]

  • OH!

  • - I TOTALLY LOVE MY NAILS RIGHT NOW.

  • I'M SO OVER EVERYTHING RIGHT NOW,

  • OVER THE FLOOR, I'M OVER THE SKY, I'M OVER YOU,

  • OVER THAT PUSSY BACK THERE.

  • YOU'RE A PUSSY!

  • - MEEGAN, SERIOUSLY. - WHATEVER.

  • - [makes kissing sounds]

  • - NICE LEGS, LITTLE LADY. [laughter]

  • - UM, EXCUSE ME?

  • - OH, GOD!

  • - HEY, WHAT DID YOU SAY?

  • WHAT THE [bleep] DID YOU JUST SAY?

  • YOU GUYS COME BACK HERE WITH YOUR LITTLE ITTY-BITTY DICKS.

  • - YOU BEST CONTROL YOUR LADY.

  • - YUP. - [gasps] EXCUSE--

  • "CONTROL YOUR LADY"? NO, HE DOESN'T CONTROL ME,

  • 'CAUSE LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, I'M NOT A REMOTE.

  • - MEEGAN, BABY, CAN WE JUST LET THIS GO?

  • - NO, I'M TALKING TO THE PUSSIES OF ANARCHY RIGHT NOW.

  • - OH, BOY. - YEAH, YOU.

  • WHY DON'T YOU ALL GATHER YOURSELVES,

  • AND WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO AND FIGURE OUT A WAY

  • TO [bleep] ON EACH OTHER'S LEATHERY PENI.

  • - HEY, [bleep] YOU, BITCH! - [gasps]

  • - OH, NO. - [squeaks]

  • - [sighs]

  • IT'S NOT EVEN THE PLURAL OF "PENIS."

  • [punching thud] - YEAH!

  • [thugs laughing]

  • - I'M THE QUEEN OF THE WORLD!

  • YES! I FEEL INVINCIBLE!

  • LIKE I HAVE SUPER POWERS OR SOMETHING. HA HA!

  • YOU HEAR THAT, ALL YOU [bleep] OF THE WORLD?

  • I CAN DO ANYTHING I WANT, AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME.

  • - BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE TO FIGHT YOUR OWN FIGHTS,

  • YOU CRAZY BITCH! - [gasps]

  • - OH, BOY. - [squeaks]

  • - OH, NO.

  • - [squeaks]

  • - [sighs]

  • UGH! OH.

  • - NOTHING CAN STOP ME!

- [sighs] - [clears throat]

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