Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles What's up everybody! We've made a video called "Things Asian Girls Like". With me, Jessica! We got a lot of comments about that video, now here is the flip side. Things Asian Girls Hate! #17: Asian girls hate the sun. You know we're inside, right? It's peeking through the windows! Your average American girl wants to be tanned, while your average Asian girl hates to be tanned. Yeah, it's like a cultural thing from Asia. That was what I was told growing up. The more Americanized an Asian girl is, the less she's likely to care about having that snowy white skin. Hey, I've tried to tan, I just burn every time. #16: People who don't share food. Yeah! Why would you only want to eat one thing? Just share with me! When you are out with an Asian girl, DO NOT try to finish an entrée by yourself. Especially at a restaurant that serves family style. And always offer to share! We like good food, okay? Sharing is caring! #15: Asian girls hate parallel parking. Oh...guys, that's a stereotype. Okay...look, I can parallel! I...just really try to avoid it. A lot of people don't like parallel parking, but Asian girls...they're not afraid to admit it. #14: Asian girls hate hardcore music. Like death metal. Yeah, it's just noisy, screaming in my ears...argh! Most Asian girl listen to either EDM , pop, K-pop, R&B or hip-hop. Yeah, you know that smooth stuff, like Drake or G-Dragon. #13: Western standards of beauty. Argh...so much stress for us Asian girls. It is slowly changing in America. But beauty is still pretty much defined by how white you look. And looking like a tall, leggy, blond with huge boobs is not something that Asian girls are particularly good at. Yeah, it's kind of sad... but we are always trying to contour our noses and make our eyes look bigger. It is what it is, and we kind of accept it. And we Asian guys don't fit the western standard of beauty either. Team don't buy into the standard, break! #12: Being told they look really young. Aging-well it's a gift and a curse. Some guys in the club will hit on my friends and say, "Hey, how old are you? You look fifteen." If she looks fifteen, why are you trying to hit on her, creep! (Hey, baby) #11: Asian girls hate when the guy doesn't pay on the first date. Just be a gentleman and pay for the first date! Don't be a cheap ass. Hold on, let me...let me get my phone. That's a fake move, I'm not trying to pay. #10: Asian girls hate working out. Yeah! So? We don't really need to! A lot of Asian girls have naturally high metabolism, so why even bother? What? If I feel fat, I'll work out. But then I just go back eating whatever. This is mostly true for fobby Asian girls. The more Americanized they are, the more likely they are to work out. #9: Asian girls hate being told they're fat. Yeah! Stop it, mom, dad, grandma, entire family! No girls like being told they're fat. But in Asian families, parents and relatives somehow feel like it's okay and always point out that you're getting a little chubs. Wow, Jessica you look like you gain some weight. Yeah, yeah, yeah! Very healthy! You eating good! We get called fat even when we're not fat! I can fit a small in the American sizes, but I'm an extra large in Asia. #8: Being told they're in an Asian bubble. Who has been told they're in a bubble? Even if it's true... Not all Asian girls only hang out with Asian people, but even if they do, they hate the idea that they're stuck with it. If I am in a bubble, it's by choice. I can get with whoever I want. I'm versatile! I got options, I got options! On the other hand, the Asian guys are usually more willing to admit that they're stuck in an Asian bubble. #7: Asian girls hate other Asian girls. It can get a little competitive. Fight! If you don't think this is true, think about the girl in your life that you're most likely to get into a fight with. They're probably another Asian girl. Yeah, don't mess up with me. Just kidding, I don't fight. #6: Asian girls hate how they're treated in a patriarchal family structure. This is kind of old school, but it still happens. So a lot of traditional Asian families will put more value on the boys because they carry on the family name. Sorry! We didn't ask for it, but we'll take it! Asian girls have every right to hate this. #5: Asian girls hate Asians who try too hard. Yeah, we like to keep it a little humble. This comes in the forms of Asian guys trying to act too gangster. Eww... Asian girls trying way too hard to be sexy. Eww.... Asian girls who are crying for attention. Eww.... And Asian guys who haven't figured out an identity that works for them. They look stupid. #4: Asian girls hate being told they look really Asian. I don't know what you're trying to say, but I don't like your tone! Whenever someone says that you look "really Asian", it's usually never meant as a compliment. That's messed up that what we are is used to against us! Oh my god, you're being so Asian right now! It usually means you look like a walking stereotype. I like looking Asian. I hate that it's a diss. I don't know why looking Asian is a bad thing. Do other types of girls do that? #3: Asian girls hate... Asian guys? Sorry! Wait, wait, wait! Come back, you guys. Not all of us, some do, but not me! So right now a lot of you Asian girls are thinking... What you guys are talking about? I don't hate Asian guys......do I? And a lot of the Asian guys are thinking... That's so true, man! Nobody ever wants to talk about it, but it's true! Obviously, most Asian girls don't hate Asian guys. But there seems to be a large amount that do. Let's just say... way more than other groups of people. I don't hate Asian guys, but if it is true...it might be because of PAMS. Passive Asian Male Syndrome. #2: Asian girls hate hairy chests... Eww... Eww... why? Not a fan. Asian girls are just not on that hairy arm and chest train. They like shaved clean. You can be a sexy man and not have hair on your chest. We good! and finally... #1: You may have disagreed with this entire list so far, but this is the one thing that Asian girls all hate. Hate it, hate it, hate it! Don't do it! Being hit on with Asian pickup lines. Ha Ha... Ni How Ma? Did I say that right? Hey, where are you from? No, really! Where are you from? Oh my gosh! You look so exotic! Aren't you guys basically all Chinese? Hey! Let me take you out sometime! I know there's a really great pho place. It's really authentic. Hey, I heard all Asian girls like white guys, it's true huh? Don't think that the easiest way to connect with us is through our culture or what you think is our culture. If you ever want even the slightest chance to get on an Asian girl, don't ever approach us with that s**t! All right everybody, that was a list of things that Asian girls hate. I do hate most of these things and even the thing that I don't hate, I don't really like. So this list was... Asian girl approved! So make sure you let us know in the comment section below what you agree with, disagree with, and what we left out of the list. Peace! You guys, I'm... I'm hungry, let's go eat!