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  • Batman! What the?

  • Oh he's gone.

  • Hey do you mind if I study the scepter for a few days?

  • Of course!

  • I do not see any harm leaving it your hands

  • rather than just taking it straight to Asgard right now.

  • Do NOT let him study that scepter!

  • Thor, you promised me danger...

  • so far all that's happened is you've gotten undressed and gotten into this cave pool.

  • I can't help but feel like something is missing.

  • I'm having a vision!

  • *splashes* *makes Thor Noises*

  • Alright I'm out.

  • We have to do something!

  • Does anyone know how to stop a run away train!?

  • I got it!

  • *train screeches*

  • Just your friendly neighborhood MARVEL universe, Spider-Man!

  • Is that the best you can do?!

  • This is the best I can do.

  • This is just what I wanted

  • All of you, against all of me...

  • me Me Mer meerrrr Merrrararrr.....

  • Those two are my children!

  • What?

  • And we are called MUTANTS!

  • *bullets fire*

  • *gasp*

  • If I could save time in the bottles of time...

  • Then I could save all of the time. blewp blewp blewp!

  • What? Why are you stopping?

  • I thought YOU were stopping!

  • Yeah are we not stopping?

  • Of course not!

  • Oh Okay!

  • *ultron groans*

  • Son of a...

  • Language!

  • And then the strongest Ultron was dead...

  • so we finished saving the world, again.

  • Huzzah! YEAH we did! Hooray for our side! Shwarma!

  • The age of Ultron is over!

  • Uh... I wouldn't call that an age.

  • Yeah that was more like a week at best.

  • More like the"Minor Set Back" of Ultron.

  • Hey! That's how we roll.

  • Can you imagine if you let Big Ultron get away for just little bit longer?

  • One of us might've died!

  • We can't have that!

  • Well congratulations this time.

  • You stopped an evil robot by creating a hero that is pure and good...

  • And shoots lasers, and is red yellow and blue...

  • and flies.

  • *cough*

  • Sounds familiar.

  • Do you want to ask me if I bleed?

  • No.

  • But this guy's going to!

  • He's trying to pick a fight with me.

  • It's not going to work!

  • Oh yes it will!

  • You are gonna bleed!

  • You mean just like your parents?!

  • Oh!

  • You gettin mad brah?

  • Now now! Nobody wants a civil war...

  • heh...

  • Right?

  • Oh no! No way, man we're all friends!

  • I just got here! WAR BAD!

  • I think that sounds kinda cool!

  • Hey.

  • You wanna know my secret identity?

  • Not really.

  • Girl, your accent is so bad, you make me want to be good...

  • Oh wait!

  • I already am...

  • Because I'm...

  • *zap*

  • AFRAID OF BATS!

  • BATS EVERYWHERE!

  • GET'M AWAY FROM ME!

  • *freaks out*

  • IT'S SO TERRIFYING!

  • Fine!

  • I'll do it myself.

  • Yes you will!

  • because if you want to work here you shall do my bidding!

  • Now plunge with all of your hatred!

  • Yes!

  • I can feel your anger!

Batman! What the?

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