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  • Hey this is MatSan

  • And again, welcome to our life section!

  • LIFE SECTION!

  • today we're going to talk about

  • we are...

  • we were together

  • we are...

  • we are! Sorry!

  • we are together after knowing each other for only

  • 2 days

  • sound so cheap

  • after the party that we met each other

  • as we mentioned in the previous video

  • and then we just went out for a separate date

  • and then we are together

  • Sansan is so cheap

  • Mateusz

  • why am I talking like this...

  • Mateusz has never being beaten

  • by his parents

  • never, in his life

  • and I had, once

  • in kindergarten

  • I didn't want to go to school

  • so my dad took the belt

  • and my mom took the hanger

  • the hanger?!

  • they were beating me at the same time

  • and then they threaten me that

  • they don't want me as their kid anymore

  • I was crying

  • but it was very funny

  • right now

  • it stays in my mind

  • as a happy memory

  • because

  • it's like tennis

  • you have the mix tennis

  • with male and female

  • and I got this imagination that

  • they're playing in the court

  • but dad and mom don't worry

  • still love you guys so much!

  • I used to fight with boys

  • when I was in primary school

  • and I won

  • actually she sounds very tough

  • about her past

  • and everything she says is very tough

  • but she looks too cute

  • I don't believe in this

  • I really win

  • I push them into the river

  • small river

  • and then they die?

  • no

  • small river at school, in the campus

  • it's not going anywhere

  • it's those dirt river (ditch)

  • I used to have 2 pets

  • one was a turtle

  • called Stefan

  • which is like Steven

  • the other one was a crab

  • called

  • Marian

  • I don't even know what's the English name for that

  • Marian

  • Marian

  • anyways

  • I don't even know wha was the sexuality of Marian

  • what was the sex of Marian

  • like, she's a girl or it's a "he"

  • doesn't matter

  • I think it was a "he"

  • but about Stefan

  • for lots of years

  • I thought it's a guy

  • then I just found out that

  • it's a girl

  • but still

  • it was Stefan

  • I mean, still after that

  • I called her Stefan

  • doesn't matter

  • because I was already up to this name

  • sure

  • I used to have two car accidents in my life

  • one was in primary school

  • I was hit by a scooter

  • and the second one was in

  • university

  • I was hit by a grandpa

  • from the back

  • when I was on the scooter

  • so I was like shooo

  • flying out

  • Jesus

  • I'm still ok

  • still doing good

  • yea as you can see

  • and I never have car accident

  • any kind of accident

  • I wasn't even in the hospital

  • awesome

  • in my whole life

  • whole life?!

  • nothing

  • not a broken leg

  • nothing

  • so you're a healthy boy!

  • Mateusz has being obsessed with Asians

  • since...don't know when

  • since don't know when

  • it's like...

  • I don't even remember

  • when it appears

  • anytime

  • I'm always thinking about Asians

  • sound so sick

  • you're sick

  • and pervert

  • yea

  • when I was in secondary school

  • I start to like Western music

  • Western culture

  • outfit and so on

  • but not that sick as you

  • I used to be choked by a huge candy

  • when I was in the car

  • because the car was shaking

  • we were driving on the highway

  • it was pretty bumpy

  • I was having this kind of big pinky candy

  • and it was like..

  • I remeber my family stopped the car

  • they were flapping my back

  • and then it was out

  • last holidays

  • we spent all the time in Czech

  • and we just spent all the money

  • totally all the money

  • we had nothing

  • nothing on my bank account

  • only few coins

  • left in our pockets

  • and the last meal

  • the last supper...

  • the last meal we had was

  • rice

  • we just ordered the rice

  • for 2 zł

  • it's literally a rice

  • a really small one

  • so we add pepper, salt

  • anything with taste

  • spice

  • it looked really sad

  • two of us

  • in the bar

  • with all the luggages

  • and sharing that small piece of rice

  • we couldn't even give the tips to the bartender

  • nothing

  • but it was fun

  • a fun experience

  • we left the love lock

  • in Wrocław

  • on a bridge in Wrocław

  • there is a love bridge

  • lots of people buy the lock

  • with their names on it

  • and just lock it on the bridge

  • it's full of locks

  • and of course, this cheap but romantic stuff

  • there are 2 keys

  • one key is still in my car

  • and the other key

  • we have to throw it into the river

  • it means our love will last forever

  • I was trying to make it so romantic

  • and Sansan said

  • "The fish ate it."

  • I love you!

  • I love you too

  • we just visit few of them

  • but we love it so much

  • we love this atmosphere

  • it doesn't have to be a haunted house

  • it just has to be abandoned

  • we went to atomic research center

  • and it's abandoned

  • it's so scary

  • there's no light

  • this humid air

  • yea, the water dropping

  • and lots of creepy demon graffiti

  • and we were like: Woah!

  • this is awesome

  • great place for a date

  • we recommended

  • zef

  • has a brother

  • Vladimir

  • yes I do!

  • so that's the 10 facts about us

  • hope you guys enjoy it

  • hope it's fun

  • and if we're in the mood

  • we will make part 2 for this

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  • see you next time!

  • byebye!

  • I miss my brother

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