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  • - Here's the thing, I wanna--

  • (shouts)

  • (laughs)

  • - Son of a (bleep)!

  • (mock shouts)

  • (hard rock music)

  • (grunts)

  • (bleep)

  • Oh!

  • (grunts)

  • - No!

  • - Oh, god!

  • ("Filthy Red")

  • - We don't need these dumb instructions

  • these are useless. - [Guy in Black] Yeah, right.

  • - What?

  • - I'm kinda worried about gutting this.

  • I feel like I'm gonna catch a hot one in the eye.

  • - Hey, hey.

  • - (coughs) Got it in my eye.

  • - The guy I used to see it, like, Brookstone,

  • those, like, nose hair trimmers?

  • - Yeah.

  • - Like I think that went, like, (makes buzzing sound)

  • - Oh (bleep).

  • (bleep)

  • (laughs)

  • - A little, teeny, little splashy-poo.

  • - Pinterest bowl looks likes (bleep) compared to that.

  • (camera shutter)

  • - Is this more fun than taking a shot?

  • (laughs) Yes.

  • Is this more efficient than taking a shot?

  • - [Both] No.

  • - Yo, if this was at a party, I'd leave.

  • ("Filthy Red")

  • - I am totally aghast, what we do with these.

  • - First off, if I'm having ice cream, I don't want an apple.

  • - It's a lot of gutting things

  • and then putting things in other things.

  • - Just get a bowl.

  • - This is for someone that's just trying

  • to make their life more difficult.

  • - Yeah, you have to be really dedicated

  • if you want to make Pinterest stuff for your party.

  • Oh no, I made a whole in it!

  • - Oh!

  • - I feel like you're gonna break something.

  • - Oh, whoa!

  • - Jesus Christ, I wanna kill myself with this thing.

  • - You know how I said I hated this before?

  • I kinda like it now 'cause this one worked out

  • and I'm pretty proud of my accomplishments.

  • - Man, this is whack.

  • - Do people struggle making these things?

  • 'Cause we just knocked it out of the (bleep) park!

  • With the stem!

  • - Oh! Attention to detail!

  • (camera shutter)

  • - Oh, strawberry and lemon is disgusting.

  • ("Filthy Red")

  • - Why?

  • - How are we gonna do that?

  • (grunts)

  • - We didn't even put the masking tape on it.

  • - They've got decorations and stars and things on this.

  • - Oh, we're gonna get some stars.

  • - I'm here for moral support right now.

  • - I thought Pinterest was much more about,

  • like, wedding dresses.

  • - Guys impress other guys on the size of their grill.

  • - Yeah.

  • - Girls impress other girls on the cuteness of their...

  • melons. (laughs)

  • That's how I ima--

  • - Why aren't you manhandling this?

  • We can't serve this at the picnic.

  • - You cannot pay me,

  • or you could pay me to do this.

  • - Yeah!

  • Bitch got a basket!

  • (whistles)

  • - I'm a proud gay momma right now.

  • So beautiful. - [Guy in Red] Aww,

  • - [Guy in Red] stop it.

  • - The more you know.

  • - Is that a star?!

  • - Yeah.

  • (camera shutter)

  • - This sucked.

  • - I kinda liked it.

  • - We crushed it.

  • - I wanna almost take pictures of what we did

  • and put them on Pinterest.

  • - Pinterest is not for people who wanna cut corners.

  • It's people that wanna look cute.

  • - I make chicken parmigiana out of cold pieces of chicken

  • and string cheese.

  • - I'd make a Pinterest about how to cut the sleeves

  • off your shirts so you look bad ass.

- Here's the thing, I wanna--

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