Name: HOW TO: Stalk One Direction | Tyler Oakley
Uploaded: 2015-09-20T04:02:06.000Z
Duration: 5 min 12 s
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Past simple

and I know I missed the last couple of Friday videos.

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But I was traveling and I was in a wedding,

And today I am so excited because tonight we are having

the official release of the One Direction

And it is going to be so fun because we're all super gay

they are brilLiam, they are phenomeNiall,

Trust me I hate me as much as you hate me right now.

So tonight, like I said, we're having a little party

and I got a whole bunch of posters to put up

and get with what's goin' on, and just learn the scoop.

And so I figured I would do it with you guys

and make a little video as I did my research.

This one's got the untold story of One Direction.

Liam says he wants to be as buff as a werewolf, and he says,

and I quote, "I want Taylor Lautner to take me to the gym."

I don't know who-the-fuck this Cody Simpson character is,

but I think he wants to be in One Diretion, so mm,mm.

Can we just take a moment to look at Zayn's face?

And here we have my all time one true pairing

I think it's because I live vicariously through Niall,

because he's blond and I just want Zayn all up on my face.

Can we just talk about how adorable Niall was

I think we can all agree that Zayn is beautiful,

I'm sorry, but Liam looks like a fat baby.

I do not understand the physics behind Harry's hair.

OK, who wore it better, Zayn Malik or Joe Jonas?

and we're allowed to look because they're all 18.

OK, I'm going to have to call "bull shit" on this one,

Zayn says that in high school he had two friends.

OK, M Magazine did a poll, "Who's your favorite boy band?"

5% of people said this group I don't know.

5% of people said this group that's shit.

15% of people said this group I don't know.

According to this article, Demi Lovato might be

Oh, my god, they have One Direction paper cut-out dolls.

Can we just take a moment to discuss their fashion sense?

Can like, can they just do that, oh my god?

I'm sorry but I just want to get stuck in Niall's braces.

of what each person in One Direction smells like.

"I was going to meet the guys. When I met them

"they were so nice, and they smelled so good.

"While I was standing between Liam and Harry for a picture,

"I said to Harry, 'Can I have a kiss on the cheek?'

"So he immediately replied, 'Sure thing, babe.'

Yes, it does sound weird, "This sounds weird,

"but every time I turned my head at the concert

"After he kissed me his scent stayed there forever.

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