Ah, just the two of us.

BOTH: Goofy?

What are you doing here?

You said we were going out!

No, I said...

We were going out.

Right! That's what I just said!

No!

PATRONS: Shh!

You gotta keep it down, Mick!

This is one of them fancy-type eatin' establishments.

Why thank you, gar-kon.

(SIGHS) That's the ticket.

My dogs are barkin'!

Now, then, what's on the menu tonight?

Uh... Romance is on the menu.

Mmm... Sounds delicious.

No! I was referring to Minnie!

You look so radiant this evening.

(GIGGLES) Oh.

Hey! What's

the big idea?

PATRONS: Shh.

Now, look, Goofy, when two people are alone,

they, uh, they act like that!

Huh?

Oh, you sly dog!

I know what we need to set the mood!

No, no, no, Goofy, wait...

Soft candlelight.

Yee-haw!

Yee-haw!

(BOTH EXCLAIMING)

Yee-hoo-hoo-hoo!

Y'all might like a little intimacy!

(ROPE CRACKING)

(BOTH SCREAMING)

And mood music.

(BLOWING RASPBERRIES)

BOTH: Goofy!

PATRONS: Shh!

Maybe we should just go, Mickey.

Go?

(SAXOPHONE CRASHING)

But we haven't even had dinner yet!

Dinner is served.

(SLURPING) Bone appetite!

Whoa! Goofy!

Hold on, Minnie!

Ahh!

(GRUNTING)

Whoa!

Ha-ha!

(CHOMPING)

Ooh!

Goofy, no!

MINNIE: (MUFFLED) Help, Mickey!

Minnie, where are ya?

MINNIE: Mickey, I'm in here!

Minnie!

PATRONS: Shh!

Aw, shush yourselves!

(ALL MURMURING IN OUTRAGE)

Goofy, we love you.

Well I love you guys, too...

Ah, ah, I'm not finished.

You invited yourself along,

lit a campfire at our table,

ate the table and then ate Minnie!

All we wanted was a romantic dinner...

BOTH: Alone!

Alone? Why didn't you say so?

(SIGHS) Now, isn't this romantic?

Candlelit dinner, mood music.

And best of all,

we're finally alone.

Aw, you know what two people do when they're alone, right?

(GIGGLING)

(SMOOCHING)

(CHUCKLING)

Gosh! That tickles!