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  • - I'm scared for you to have my phone.

  • - Who do you think I am? Like-

  • - I know who you are.

  • (laughter)

  • (soft jazz music)

  • - She's married and I'm single.

  • I think Jake's gonna know.

  • Don't you think?

  • - He might.

  • - I mean, you guys text regularly, or not?

  • - Yeah.

  • - Like, what do you guys text each other?

  • (laughter)

  • - I don't know.

  • - I'm a straight girl. Taylor is a lesbian.

  • - Probably get some, like, messages on Hinge

  • and Tinder and Bumble.

  • - I can't think of a better friend

  • than a friend who helps you get laid.

  • (record scratches)

  • - What?

  • - Oh, it's on.

  • - No, I'm not ready.

  • (hysterical mumbling)

  • - I just have to delete a couple texts.

  • - Oh, my God.

  • (soft jazz music)

  • - Oh, man. I'm gonna change your life.

  • - I'm gonna change your life.

  • - We are on hour one.

  • - I've already matched with three ladies.

  • - I think 99% of the texts have had some sort of emoji,

  • and that is making people believe I'm Sarah.

  • - I've probably told her husband that I love him

  • about five times today.

  • - Jenny is officially trying to ruin my life.

  • I just got on my Facebook on my laptop.

  • Jenny checked in at a gas station.

  • "Thinking of growing my hat collection."

  • (soft jazz music)

  • The only solution here is to fight fire with fire.

  • (woosh)

  • - While I was at the gym, Taylor went a little overboard.

  • (record scratches)

  • You asked my Facebook friends for anti-diarrhea medication.

  • How is that okay?

  • - Her own husband does not know.

  • - No one caught on.

  • - No one caught on.

  • - There's probably gonna be a lot of messages

  • on Hinge and Bumble, a little bit of Tinder.

  • - I am so efficient that last night I had a dude

  • ready to come over immediately.

  • "You're pretty fine *eggplant*"

  • - My goal was to get Jake to ask Morgan out on a nice date.

  • - Oh, I like that goal.

  • - I didn't accomplish my goal.

  • (laughter)

  • - Oh, dang it.

  • - I found some good matches for you,

  • and I hope you keep talking to them, so

  • - Thank you.

  • - You're welcome. I hope you continue that.

  • I'm unmatching everyone you matched me with.

  • (soft music)

  • - I wouldn't do it again.

  • - No, we would not do this again.

  • - I guess we both care, like,

  • what people think about us a little too much.

  • - Yeah

  • - I don't want this ever again.

  • (kiss)

  • - Did you really set me up on a date?

  • - Yes. 100%

  • - I see. You have seriously- - Drinks on Saturday night.

  • - It's a double date, though.

  • - It's a double date.

  • - That's so awkward. - I know.

  • - Do you even go on double dates?

- I'm scared for you to have my phone.

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