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  • - It is 11 AM, on a work day, let's do this.

  • (driving rock beat)

  • - I'm already getting an Adam Levine vibe from this.

  • - Adam Levine, really? - I don't know why.

  • - I'm interested - Cheers.

  • (glasses clink)

  • - Mmm.

  • - Not terrible.

  • - That's like, get you fired up for a fight.

  • - No, if somebody brought you this as a shot,

  • - Yeah - You could finish it

  • - Right - and not throw up.

  • - I want to say it's Justin Timberlake.

  • - Mmm - I'm gonna go with J.T.

  • - Jay Z! - Ahhhh!

  • - Oh, he's fancy.

  • - Doesn't this taste a little bit like Jay Z?

  • I could imagine Jay Z - Yeah

  • - sipping on this after Beyonce's yelled at him a little bit.

  • - This smells like some B.S.

  • (laughs)

  • - This smells like straight sugar.

  • - I think this is Nicki even before I taste it

  • because it looks elegant.

  • - Mmm!

  • - Woah, what the fuck? - That is way too sweet.

  • - There's no category that this excels in.

  • - This tastes like an apple crayon.

  • - This tastes like Nicki Minaj's lip gloss.

  • - If this is Kanye I'm gonna cry.

  • - It certainly reminds me of the queen Nicki Minaj.

  • - Yeah!

  • (laughs)

  • - Nicki, no, you know better.

  • - Now, knowing that it's Nicki Minaj,

  • I definitely like it more.

  • - Oh, smells like ranch dressing!

  • - It does smell like ranch dressing.

  • - This smells like tequila. - Ach.

  • - Wow - Ooh.

  • - This is great, it's really smooth, it's flavorful.

  • - I would be definitely drinking this at a pool party.

  • - Which head would you like, - Woah.

  • (laughs)

  • - This is a visionary liquor.

  • Kanye's a visionary man.

  • - That's a face you make when you've been drinking tequila.

  • - Ohhh - OK

  • - Justin, your tequila is a lot like you.

  • It looks white, but then there's

  • a nice little kick at the end.

  • - Justin just does everything right.

  • - Oh - Oh it's fruity.

  • - Yeah this is gonna suck.

  • - It smells like a Yankee Candle.

  • - You know what this smells like exactly?

  • - What? - A Push Pop.

  • - Yes!

  • - Ugh, terrible after taste!

  • (coughs)

  • - Tastes a bit watermeloney.

  • - This tastes like the equivalent

  • of seeing a 14 year old kid smoking a cigarette.

  • - I hope it's P. Diddy, it would be hilarious

  • if this was P. Diddy's alcohol.

  • - Funky and sugary with just a hint of spice,

  • I'm going Nicki Minaj.

  • - Are you serious? - Are you kidding me?

  • Woah, what?

  • - Diddy would make, he makes these drinks for women.

  • - You know what, this was probably inspired by J Lo.

  • - Oh that is, it's like feet and rubbing alcohol.

  • - Ugh - Ugh.

  • - Smells like college party vodka.

  • - Ahhh.

  • - It has a sweetness to it that

  • my face would indicate otherwise.

  • - Normally vodka is a chore,

  • but this is like, all right.

  • - I feel like it's either Kanye or Pharrell.

  • - I would have to agree, it's gotta be Yeezy.

  • - It's gotta be Yeezy.

  • - What? - What, Dan Akroyd?

  • - Look at Dan, he's never been with

  • a cooler group of people in his entire life though.

  • - I don't know why I thought these would be different

  • from normal liquors, like oh they're celebrity liquors.

  • No this just looks like whiskey,

  • it has a celebrity face on it.

  • - [Man] The only occasion where it would make sense

  • for me to drink these in the future

  • would be if the actual celebrity was pouring it themselves.

  • - [Man] Yes.

  • If I had a lot of money, I would make my own alcohol too.

- It is 11 AM, on a work day, let's do this.

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