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  • - WHEN DID YOU GET BACK FROM AUSTRALIA?

  • - ABOUT A WEEK-- OR, NO, TWO WEEKS AGO,

  • BUT MY JET LAG IS STILL LINGERING A LITTLE BIT.

  • - IT TOOK ME TWO WEEKS WHEN I CAME BACK FROM AUSTRALIA.

  • BUT THE WHOLE SHOW WENT; YOU SHOT THERE, RIGHT?

  • - YEP.

  • - AND THAT WAS YOUR FIRST TIME IN AUSTRALIA?

  • - YEAH, IT WAS INCREDIBLE. - ISN'T IT BEAUTIFUL?

  • - OH, MY GOD. I LOVE IT SO MUCH.

  • - I LOVE AUSTRALIA.

  • [cheers and applause] - AUSTRALIA'S HERE.

  • - AND WHERE DID YOU GO, SYDNEY AND "MELBUN"?

  • - YEAH, NO, SYDNEY ONLY,

  • ALTHOUGH I HEAR THAT THE WAY YOU JUST PRONOUNCED IT CORRECTLY

  • IS THE REALLY COOL CITY TO GO TO.

  • "MELBUN." - "MELBUN."

  • - AND THEN WE WENT UP TO THE GREAT BARRIER REEF.

  • UM, BUT WE WERE-- - WOW.

  • I DIDN'T GET A CHANCE TO DO THAT.

  • - THAT WAS SUPERCOOL.

  • - DID YOU SNORKEL OR SCUBA?

  • - I SCUBA DOVE.

  • SCUBA DOVE.

  • - HAD YOU SCUBA DOVED BEFORE?

  • - I HAD NEVER SCUBA DOVED.

  • I WAS VERY--

  • THIS WHOLE TRIP WAS JUST FILLED WITH, LIKE,

  • "WHAT ARE THE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU THE MOST ON EARTH"...

  • YEAH. - "TY?

  • WELL, WE'VE GOT A LIST OF THEM FOR YOU HERE."

  • - WELL, THEY'RE IN AUSTRALIA.

  • - THEY'RE ALL THERE.

  • - THE POISONOUS SNAKES ARE THERE.

  • THERE'S ALL KINDS OF THINGS.

  • WAIT. SO YOU GOT CERTIFIED THERE?

  • - YEAH, I GOT CERTIFIED AT THE RESORT--

  • THEY CALL IT RESORT CERTIFIED, WHICH MEANS THAT A GUY SAYS,

  • "THIS IS THE PART THAT GOES IN YOUR MOUTH.

  • "DON'T GET IT--TAKE IT OUT, OR YOU'RE GONNA DIE.

  • SO AND GO AHEAD AND GET IN THE WATER."

  • - THAT'S IT?

  • - AND THEN YOU GET IN THE WATER AND I--

  • IT TOOK ME A LONG TIME TO RELA--

  • I WAS KIND OF LIKE VERY NERVOUS.

  • AND THEN I FINALLY STARTED TO RELAX,

  • AND THEN I LOOKED DOWN,

  • AND ON THE OCEAN FLOOR WAS NOLAN GOULD JUST GOING--

  • PRETENDING LIKE HE WAS RUNNING WITH HIS SCUBA OUTFIT ON.

  • - THAT KID.

  • HE CAN DO ANYTHING. HE'S A SHOWOFF.

  • I KNOW. RIGHT?

  • - SO YOU DID THINGS THAT--

  • WELL, ONE THING YOU WENT TO--

  • WHICH BEACH DID YOU GO TO?

  • WE WENT TO BONDI BEACH.

  • - UH-HUH. I WENT THERE.

  • - YEAH, NOLAN HAD

  • THE 14- OR 15-YEAR-OLD BOY'S PERFECT EXPERIENCE

  • BY GOING OUT ON THE BEACH,

  • BECAUSE THE WHOLE EPISODE

  • IS ABOUT IT BEING A TOPLESS BEACH.

  • SO THAT-- HE WAS EXTREMELY HAPPY.

  • - AND WHAT'S HAPPENING--

  • WELL, OF COURSE HE WAS.

  • AND WHAT WAS HAPPENING THERE?

  • - UM, THAT WAS ME WORKING WITH SOFIA VERGARA,

  • WHO I WARNED BEFORE WE WENT OUT THERE

  • THAT THERE WERE GONNA BE A LOT OF PAPARAZZI FOR ME.

  • [laughter]

  • JUST TO NOT--"DON'T GET BUMMED OUT OR SELF-CONSCIOUS."

  • YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

  • - SO THAT WAS ACTUALLY THIS-- THAT WASN'T YOU JUST PLAYING.

  • THAT WAS PART OF A SCENE THAT Y'ALL WERE FILMING.

  • - YES. YES.

  • ME BEING AFRAID ONCE AGAIN,

  • WHICH WAS NOT HARD FOR ME TO PLAY.

  • - WAS IT FREEZING WATER?

  • - NO, IT WAS PERFECT. - IT WAS WARM?

  • - YEAH, JUST LIKE THE REST OF, SEEMINGLY, AUSTRALIA.

  • EVERYTHING WAS SO COMFORTABLE AND NICE.

  • - HOW LONG WERE YOU THERE?

  • - TWO WEEKS.

  • - WOW. - YEAH.

  • - AND YOU ENJOYED VEGEMITE, I UNDERSTAND.

  • - I DID.

  • I HAVE NO IDEA WHY.

  • - PEOPLE ARE SO HAPPY WHEN YOU ENJOY THEIR FOOD.

  • I GUESS YOU'RE FROM-- - ARE YOU GUYS FROM AUSTRALIA?

  • - YEAH. - OH, OKAY.

  • - PORTIA LOVES IT. SHE EATS IT EVERY DAY.

  • SHE LOVES IT. - SHE DOES?

  • - YEAH, SHE LOVES IT.

  • - I THINK YOU GOT TO HAVE JUST A REAL DESIRE

  • FOR SALT AND ALUMINUM.

  • - MM-HMM. [laughter]

- WHEN DID YOU GET BACK FROM AUSTRALIA?

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