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Farting for anything other than comedic purposes is terrible. It literally destroys the ozone.
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So, why do we fart?
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Well flatulence, which is the classy way to say fart, is your body getting rid of gas.
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That gas entered you either by being swallowed, by seeping into your intestines through your
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bloodstream, or was caused by bacteria and other chemical reactions in your guts. That’s
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why some foods like beans, which despite being good for your heart, make you more fart because
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they contain sugars that the bacteria in your intestines thrive on. The more these bacteria
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digest the more gas they put out and the more gas you put out.
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Farts smell bad because of the amount of sulfur in them. The more sulfur rich foods you eat
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the more your farts will stink, so go easy on the cauliflower. Farts make a noise because
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that’s the sound of angels getting their wings Just kidding, it’s your anus vibrating.
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Faster farts equal louder farts. So slow your roll and keep your sulfur under control.
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