Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles - A boner feels like there's a little monster in your pants. - Or a big monster. - [Woman] What does having a boner feel like? - [Short Guy] It feels like you can't focus on anything else except what you need to do to get rid of that boner. - I guess it's like a permanently flexed muscle, just like tight (pausing) it's just tight. - It feels like you could just blast through a wall. - It's like when the beat drops on a Dubstep song, you know it's like, "Dong, Dong...Boom!" Hands go up! - Yeah, I'm hard! - [Woman] How often do you actually get boners? - [Tall Guy] You get that, you're asleep, so you have no idea how many boners you're having, probably a hundred. - An after lunch "chubby", do you get those? - Just thinking about lunch gives me a boner. - Six to eight total? - That feels high. - Ten times a day? - You get ten boners a day? I get like, four, if I'm lucky. - You get home after work, you could have five, I could have twenty. - Oh, about every ten minutes. - That's alot of boners man, you must be light of head all the time-- - Aw, man I can't breathe. - [Woman] How do you deal with getting erections while wearing gym shorts? - [Voiceover] Oh, my hands are in my pockets and I'm also keeping my hands this far away from my thighs as possible. - In school if they're holding their binders, or their notebook, - Yep. backpack, they definitely have a boner. - Have your hands on your lap, like this. - A lot of professional sitting. - Take your penis, point it towards your belly button-- - Bend, bring it up-- - Yep. - Flip it up into the waistband-- - Boom, you got a solution. - Well, you're still gonna have like, a line. - Pull your sweatshirt down a little bit, no one will ever see. - Or, you just own it. - [Woman] What are guys thinking when they send dick pics? - I've never sent a dick pic. - Now, are we talking, "unsolicited dick pics"? - I have sent a dick pic before. - I think guys are thinking that they'll get pictures back if they send one. I think that some girls it does turn them on. - Wait, is the lighting right? - Yeah, that's true, you wanna get the proper angle. - They want that person on the other end to do something with it. - Has that ever worked for anyone? - It works for me actually-- - Unsolicited dick pics? I'm open to them. - Most of the time it's a good reaction. - I would be terrified to send a dick pic. What if I don't have a nice dick? - Maybe it's like low self-esteem, like my penis is disgusting, okay? - But, if somebody's like, "Come on, come on", and you're like, "Alright, this could be fun, "I can be sexy too". - I just wanna feel sexy, I think that's what it's about. - And, they want you to send them back. - [Woman] What do you think about to get rid of an erection? - [Short Guy] Tigers, dump trucks, baseball-- - Math problems. - Errands I have to run. - Grandma in the shower, but that's ageist I guess. - Grocery shopping. - I think about animals. - Like a boulder on some dirt with ants on it. - Construction. - And, there's like the old lady dancing around. and like a midget riding a bike. It relaxes me. - Maybe focus on almost like, choke-holding your boner? - I'm like, "Hold your breath, okay you're almost there, keep it longer, keep it longer", and then everything is like-- - [Voiceover] Haven't had one yet today, so-- - [Voiceover] That's surprising actually. - That I haven't had a boner yet? - Yeah. - Well, I mean since I've been to work. - [Voiceover] There's nothing coy about a penis, you know? It's either just there, or it's not. - It's just like, "Look at my pen"...like voom.
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