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  • All right, babe, I got to go to school.

  • Another day, another dollar.

  • Patricia, love that circle strafing.

  • work those WASD’s, honey.

  • Gary, prom's coming up -

  • who's gonna be the lucky lady?

  • Shane! My mortal enemy!

  • Hey, Law, what's up?

  • Oh, not much.

  • Aah!

  • Whoa, whoa, Law.

  • Shane’s a member of the Napalm family.

  • That’s not how we treat family, now, is it?

  • He ruined my life.

  • I’ll kill him!

  • Okay, everybody!

  • Everybody, come over here and

  • join us for a minute.

  • Were gonna have a quick lesson in workplace hostility.

  • Ah, look at that.

  • Now they're going to prom.

  • See how great this is, everyone?

  • Law...

  • It’s your turn.

  • Fall into my brother's arms.

  • It's okay.

  • Law...

  • I’m sorry I framed you and

  • murdered your robot girlfriend.

  • Hmm? Pals?

  • I’ll kill you. You'll die. You'll die.

  • Law...

  • It’s all right if you don't want to be a part of this company.

  • I mean, hey, we took your I.P.

  • to greater heights than ever before.

  • But we'll understand.

  • There's the door.

  • Do it, do it, do it,

  • do it, do it, do it, do it,

  • do it, do it, do it, do it...

  • Do it!

  • Do it, do it, do it,

  • Do it, do it, do it.

  • God forgive me.

  • You did the right thing, buddy.

  • Also, we need you to come in

  • on Saturday.

  • But--but, no.

  • but prom's on Saturday.

  • Law.

  • Nobody cool goes to prom.

  • "R.A. Confidential"

  • The way I see it, there's

  • good kids, and there's bad kids.

  • and I’ve got the best kids

  • around helping me out.

  • Sure, we might be down in the

  • polls, but with a bit of hard

  • work and a whole lot of coffee,

  • I know we can win.

  • Oh, thanks.

  • Oh!

  • Okay, great job, everybody.

  • We can call it a night.

  • I’ll see you all at prom.

  • Bye, have fun.

  • Looking forward to tomorrow,

  • bright and early, so...

  • Tonight's prom--it's a good

  • excuse to give my team a break.

  • and to be honest, I could use

  • a break myself.

  • Somebody’s stolen Cheeto!

  • But who would want to steal Cheeto?

  • He’s just a cat. - Hey Ki, could you fix this

  • hole in my pocket?

  • Not now.

  • There’s been a crime.

  • When I came back from the

  • bathroom, he was gone.

  • Cheeto was supposed to judge

  • the dance contest tonight.

  • Calhoun is gonna be so

  • pissed off.

  • I can't handle Calhoun

  • when he's mad. - An actual mystery?

  • here on the frag floor?

  • Where do I start?

  • Round up the suspects?

  • Examine the evidence?

  • Are you...

  • smiling?

  • Something smells fishy here, Brian.

  • It’s probably his salmon treats.

  • Brian, you have a loose vent back here.

  • You should tell maintenance.

  • You don't want to mess around with mold.

  • Ki, stolen cat--

  • Focus!

  • Tell me about Cheeto's enemies.

  • Enemies? He’s a cat.

  • Brian has a point.

  • Good point.

  • What about you?

  • Burn any bridges lately?

  • I mean, yeah, but he

  • wouldn't, so...

  • Who wouldn't?

  • Aw, crap, that's Calhoun.

  • I gotta go set up for prom.

  • Find Cheeto, okay?

  • Brian, wait!

  • What are you hiding?

  • Brain’s not talking,

  • but I know who might. Brain’s not talking,

  • but I know who might.

  • Brian and Ted got in another huge fight.

  • It was really bad, Ki.

  • Wait. Ted didn't tell you?

  • Ted didn't tell me.

  • Why didn't he tell me?

  • Could he have done it?

  • Why isn't he answering? Where is he?

  • Prom’s in two hours.

  • It wasn't ted.

  • Look at this.

  • "Beloved Mascot Stolen Under Ki Swan's Nose!"

  • This isn't about Cheeto, no.

  • This is about you.

  • Who wants to make you look bad?

  • Who wants to bring you down?

  • Come on in, gang.

  • I made cocoa.

  • Why would I steal Cheeto?

  • I’ve got this election in the bag.

  • Oh, I see.

  • So that cat hair just walked

  • onto your sleeve by itself.

  • Youre chasing shadows, Ki.

  • That cat sheds all over the school

  • Where were you ten minutes ago? - Reading.

  • By the fire.

  • What book? - "Atlas Shrugged"

  • Who’s it by?

  • Some broad who talks too much.

  • Sound familiar?

  • So...

  • Youre covered in evidence,

  • you have motive, and your alibi

  • is, you were reading alone. -Yes.

  • If by "reading alone"

  • you mean "reading aloud"

  • to my 1.5 million followers on

  • my "Let's Read" stream.

  • Be with you guys in just a sec!

  • Are we done here, detective?

  • Nothing makes sense anymore.

  • Could Ted really steal Brian's cat?

  • Is that the sort of man I love?

  • How does Shane have a fireplace?

  • Should I do my hair like this?

  • Or like this?

  • The only thing I know is

  • I’m running out of time.

  • Hello, Games.

  • Writing the future?

  • Excuse me?

  • Checked the timestamp on your article.

  • 6:45.

  • But Brian didn't report Cheeto missing

  • until 6:53.

  • So I scooped it early.

  • Big deal.

  • Don't play games with me, Games.

  • Your readership's down,

  • print media's dead,

  • you needed a hot story,

  • so you went and stole one.

  • What’s that?

  • Your next headline?

  • "Ace reporter saves missing cat?"

  • I’ve got you.

  • No...!

  • Games!

  • Hey, you can't do this! I got rights!

  • "Dear Moriarty, I think you are

  • really cu..." -- what?

  • There, you got me.

  • I like Moriarty.

  • I like girls.

  • You happy now?

  • But...

  • Your story--

  • How did you publish it before it happened?

  • I got a call from an

  • anonymous source, and I ran the

  • story without checking,

  • so sue me!

  • let me see that phone.

  • Do you recognize this number?

  • It’s over, Shane.

  • Oh, for the love of--

  • Goons!

  • Youre not getting away with this

  • I’m going straight to Calhoun. - Do what you want

  • I didn't take your stupid--

  • Found the cat!

  • Case closed.

  • Book him, Wendell.

  • Wow.

  • Snaps, Ki.

  • Really, snaps.

  • Youre the hero.

  • I’m the bad guy.

  • Looks like you've got this

  • election all sewn up.

  • He’s right.

  • The school loves Cheeto.

  • The election's mine for the taking.

  • It’s perfect...

  • Too perfect.

  • How could you do it, Wendell?

  • What are you talking about?

  • Shall I walk us through it?

  • You always wanted to go negative

  • against Shane, to find some dirt

  • and use it against him.

  • You made your move when Brian

  • went to pee...

  • But something went wrong.

  • Cheeto fled into the broken vent.

  • Now you had two problems:

  • First, convincing me it was Shane,

  • And second - getting Cheeto out

  • out of the vents.

  • When we searched Shane’s room,

  • you found your solution.

  • Brian told us Cheeto loves salmon.

  • So you sneaked back into

  • his room, stole his salmon treats,

  • dropped them through the hole in

  • your pocket, and voila.

  • Cat's in the bag.

  • Damn.

  • That’s pretty crazy, Wendell.

  • Ki, let me explain, okay? - There's nothing to explain.

  • You cheated.

  • But I was just doing

  • what I had to do.

  • And so am I.

  • Goons...

  • Take him to Calhoun.

  • No, no.

  • No, no, no.

  • Ki, you're better than him.

  • You love this school!

  • Ki!

  • You care about the students!

  • That’s why you'll make a great leader!

  • But it's also why you'll lose, Ki!

  • Youll lose!

  • He’s right, you know.

  • You are gonna lose.

  • Don't you have a prom to go to, Shane?

  • Ki, nobody cool goes to prom.

  • Some kids are good.

  • Some kids are bad.

  • That’s how I used to see it, anyway.

  • But how do you make sense of

  • a kid like Wendell Brixby

  • and a case like this?

  • He was just trying to do the right thing.

  • Just trying to help me out.

  • They say the road to hell is paved