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  • -Hey, hey, fruit lovers. Guess what.

  • We're back for Thanksgaming with a little Call of Duty,

  • or as I like to call it, "Call of Fruity." [laughs]

  • Get it? Fruity?

  • All right, I'm gonna be playing Grapefruit.

  • And winning! That's right. 'Cause I'm awesome.

  • -Whatever, Orange. I'm obviously the best Call of Duty player.

  • I pwn all noobs at all times.

  • One time, I played Call of Duty against Justin Bieber.

  • I beat him like ten billion to one.

  • Would've been a shutout,

  • but he started crying so I let him kill me one time.

  • -All right, Grapefruit. Where you at?

  • I'm gonna find you.

  • [vocalizes Batman theme]

  • Fatman ♪ [laughs]

  • -[singsong]: Orange. Where are you, Orange?

  • I want to give you a present.

  • It's totally an awesome present

  • and I'm totally not gonna shoot at you.

  • -[mumbling] Where you at?

  • Oh! That's what you get.

  • Too bad you got hit.

  • I'd ask you if there's a problem with your gun but

  • that'd be a "loaded" question. [laughs]

  • -What? Okay. I let you kill me that one time, Orange.

  • Yeah, I was just being nice.

  • I didn't want you to start crying like Justin Bieber.

  • Orange, grenade!

  • [grenade explodes] -Whoa! What was that?

  • That was crazy-- oh!

  • Going up, nope, going down. [laughs]

  • Oh, should use the elevator.

  • -No fair! You cheated!

  • You entered a cheat code or something.

  • -Hey Grapefruit, is this annoying?

  • Hey Grapefruit, is this annoying?

  • Hey Grapefruit, is this annoying?

  • Hey Grapefruit, is this annoying?

  • Hey Grapefruit, is this annoying?

  • [laughs, loud gunfire]

  • Oh no! -Ho-ho, eat it, Orange!

  • You can stop calling me Grapefruit

  • and start calling me Greatfruit! [chuckles]

  • Boom goes the dynamite!

  • Also, boom goes the orange. [chuckles]

  • -[tune of Thriller]: ♪ 'Cause this is Grapefruit

  • Grapefruit sucks

  • He really, really sucks and he really, really sucks

  • [laughs] [gunfire]

  • Oh, man. You got lucky.

  • You got lucky, rubber ducky. Just you wait.

  • I'm so good at video games.

  • It's a scientific fact that I've actually beat

  • every single video game ever created ever in all time.

  • True story.

  • -[tune of The Fox]: ♪ Ouchie, ouchie, ouchie, ouch

  • Ouchie, ouchie, ouchie, ouch

  • Ouchie, ouchie, ouchie, ouch

  • What does the grapefruit say? ♪

  • [laughs]

  • He says, "I'm the worst player of Call of Duty ever."

  • I guess I... I guess I had a slice of humble pie there.

  • Well, it's okay.

  • It's okay 'cause I'm winning, seven to three.

  • [shouting and firing]

  • Whoo! Plus 100.

  • -If you didn't know it, Orange, I used to be in the military,

  • so that's why I'm going to win.

  • I totally know all of the military lingo.

  • Apple whiskey tango, foxtrot in the purple purple,

  • I got an annoying bogey on my six-pack.

  • -What the? Those aren't military terms, Apefruit.

  • You're just making things up. You weren't in the military.

  • -I was too in the military.

  • I'm the best--stop!

  • Not again! -Hey, Grapefruit.

  • You know what rhymes with "Grapefruit"?

  • Toot! You wanna know why that's really funny?

  • 'Cause you're full of hot air! [laughs]

  • [grunts, laughs]

  • Oh, yeah.

  • -[singsong]: Orange, come on out.

  • Time to play bally-ball...

  • 'cause I totally don't have this large gun

  • and I'm totally not aiming it at you.

  • We're gonna play bally-ball.

  • -Hey! Hey, Grapefruit!

  • How do you like playing the game while I do this?

  • [trilling tongue rapidly]

  • That's my machine gun.

  • [continues trilling]

  • [gun firing] [laughs]

  • [laughs] Oh, man. That's not fair.

  • -Grapefruit Force One in action.

  • Double alpha Fanta tango mango.

  • 42, 53... [loud gunfire]

  • You know, you keep shooting me

  • and, uh, it hurts, Orange.

  • It hurts, not mainly on the outside, but in the inside.

  • -[as Scarface]: Say hello to my little friend.

  • [gunfire] Whoa!

  • [groans]

  • -Totally gonna win. Totally gonna win.

  • [rapid gunfire]

  • Oh, I'm on a roll! [chuckles]

  • I don't think the roll will like that, but whatever.

  • -Were you there in a chair at the fair

  • brushing a bear's hair in your underwear? [laughs]

  • UNDERWEAR! [laughs]

  • -This game is obviously broken,

  • and clearly the, uh, you have a cheat code going.

  • -Why is it beeping? Why is everything beeping?!

  • Aaaaah!! Beeping!

  • [gunfire] Waah! Whoa!

  • Oh, I won! [laughs triumphantly]

  • -Oh-oh-oh-oh, I let you win.

  • I let you win. Forget this.

  • I'm going home to lift weights.

  • -Hey Grapefruit, don't mean to rub it in, BUT I WON!

  • [laughs] Oh, yeah.

  • All right, guys.

  • Thanks again for watching my brand-new gaming video.

  • Make sure to check in every single day this week

  • for brand new stuff. All right, guys.

  • Who do you want me to play next in Call of Duty?

  • Let me know in the comments below, okay?

  • Do it! Do it now! Do it! Do it.

  • [laughs] Knife! [Captions by StreamCaptions.com]

-Hey, hey, fruit lovers. Guess what.

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    R.K posted on 2015/08/09
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