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  • -Hey, hey there, food friends!

  • Today I'm playing Call of Duty: Ghosts against...

  • -Me! Yaaay!!

  • -Marshmallow apparently has zero experience

  • with first-person shooters. -But don't worry.

  • I can shoot the duck on my roller skates,

  • so at least I have some experience shooting.

  • [both laugh] -Okay, Marshy, let's play!

  • -Yay!! I love trying new things!

  • -"Your Guard Dog is your best friend.

  • He alerts you to nearby--" -We got puppies?!

  • -Um... -I already love this game! Yay!!

  • Ooh, look! This is what it's like to have hands!

  • -Easy, Marshmallow. Get a "grip."

  • [both laugh]

  • Hey! Hey, Marshmallow, hey! -Yes, Orange?

  • -Hey! Hey! -What is it?

  • -Hey, Marshmallow, hey! -What, Orange? What?

  • I'm so excited! -Knife! [laughs]

  • -Oh. I see. We're running around with butter knives.

  • My mom says you shouldn't run with butter knives or else--

  • -That might happen? [laughs]

  • -Exactly. Ha-ha, Mom's so smart... AND PRETTY!

  • Can I tell you a secret, Orange?

  • -Sure thing. My lips are sealed...

  • until the next time I feel the need to motorboat.

  • [flutters lips, laughs]

  • -[giggles] Well, my mom doesn't want me playing this game.

  • -Wuh-oh. Is she gonna get angry? -Probably not.

  • Unicorns don't get angry. They get fabulous!

  • [both laugh]

  • -Boom shakalaka! Yea-ah, eat it!

  • Call of Duty, Call of Duty

  • Hmm, now I've got to list off

  • all the words that rhyme with "duty."

  • -Me too! I want to help!

  • -Fruity! -Snooty!

  • -Tooty! -[giggles]

  • -(voice) Marshmallow! -Oh no, it's my mom. Yeah, Mom?

  • -(Marshmallow's mom) Are you playing video games?

  • -Yes, but they're educational.

  • -(Marshmallow's mom) All right. As long as they're educational.

  • -[laughs] What is this game teaching you, Marshmallow?

  • -A whole lot, actually.

  • How to be violent, how to hunt people,

  • and there's no reason to be scared

  • because you instantly respawn. -Ow! Aw, man!

  • -Hey, what are we supposed to do with these butter knives?

  • -We're supposed to-- -Oh!

  • Are we trying to feed each other peanut butter?

  • -Huh? What peanut butter?

  • -Because after I eat peanut butter,

  • I usually have to take a nap too!

  • See? I was right! You're taking a nap now!

  • It WAS peanut butter! Ya-he-he-ay!

  • -Marshmallow, you're nuts. [laughs]

  • I'm gonna really start trying now.

  • Prepare to taste defeat, Marshmallow!

  • -Taste peanut butter, Orange! He-he-he!

  • -Heeeyyy! [grumbles deeply]

  • -Where are the puppies? I was promised puppies.

  • Wha-aah-yay! I caught a butter knife with my chest!

  • -Oh! How you like that, fluffyface?

  • [laughs] Okay, time for more "duty" rhymes.

  • -Booty! [giggles] -Doody!

  • -Duty? -No. Doody.

  • -Oh! [giggles] -I love Call of Doody,

  • don't you? [laughs] -I love gross jokes! Ya-ha-hey!

  • -Hold on a minute. I have to used the bathroom

  • and answer the call of "doody." [both laugh]

  • Hey, hey, Marshmallow, hey! -Yes?

  • -Knife! -Whoa!

  • Whoa! -Knife! Knife!

  • Knife! -Yay!

  • -Knife! [laughs] Man, I love that word.

  • -Where am I? I keep getting lost. Yay!

  • -There you are. "Knife" to see you again!

  • [laughs] Hmm.

  • I think I'm gonna take a "stab" at another tactic now. [laughs]

  • Throwing stuff!

  • Throwing grenades in the air

  • Throwing grenades like you just don't care

  • Looking for the next perfect place to throw

  • Windin' up and let her go

  • -[giggles] Oh, I see you. Do you see me?

  • -Yep. [laughs]

  • -You're throwing things at me!

  • Aw, I guess it was a peanut butter grenade.

  • [loud explosion]

  • -(Marshmallow's mom) Those sound like explosions.

  • -Don't worry, Mom. That's just my mind bursting with knowledge

  • from the educational video game. [giggles]

  • -(Marshmallow's mom) I just don't want you

  • getting nightmares again.

  • -Uh-oh. Video games give you nightmares, Marshmallow?

  • -Yeah. One time I saw a ghost

  • and I dreamed about it for weeks.

  • -And you decided to play a game with "ghosts" in the title?

  • -It's okay.

  • Turns out there's nothing scary in this game at all!

  • No ghosts, just peanut butter, WHICH IS DELICIOUS!

  • I mean, if there were something gross like mustard,

  • I'd probably have mustard nightmares.

  • -With a knife, knife, knife, knife,

  • knife-knife-knife, knife-knife-knife,

  • knife, knife, knife, knife, KNIFE!

  • Knife. [both laugh]

  • Whoo-hoo! I win! -Yay!

  • -Why are you excited? That means you lost.

  • -I believe there is no such thing as losing. Ye-he-he-ay!

  • -Aw, man. This isn't quite as rewarding

  • when I don't get to rub it in your face.

  • -Rub my face in what? Peanut butter?

  • Don't! I already took my nap today. [giggles]

  • -[groans, chuckles]

  • Whoo. Who knew winning would be so exhausting? [laughs]

  • Thanks for watching me beat the pulp

  • out of Marshmallow, everybody.

  • Want to see my play more food friends at another game?

  • Leave your suggestion in a comment below.

  • -I have a suggestion! -What's that, Marshy?

  • -You should play me at Call of Duty: Peanut Butter.

  • -Um... I don't think there is a game

  • called Call of Duty: Peanut Butter.

  • -Oh. Well, then let's make it, and then play it!

  • Oh! How about Call of Duty: Rainbow?

  • Call of Duty: Bunny Rabbits. Ooh, ooh! I got it!

  • Call of Duty: World Peace and Nobody Fights Anyone Else.

  • Yay! Wait, Orange, why'd you go?

  • [record scratches]

  • -(Orange) Just answering the call of doody!

  • [laughs as toilet flushes]

  • [laughs] Knife! [Captions by StreamCaptions.com]

-Hey, hey there, food friends!

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