You're not perfect. He's done some things.

Dude, you got caught peeing on a video in a mop bucket.

Why are these idiots who work for you

taping you pissing? That's what I don't understand.

Like, when someone's filming you taking a piss,

if you don't want them to tape you,

you turn around, you say, "Turn the Goddamn camera off,"

unless it's mandatory like Snoop pissing

in front of his parole officer. That's different, Snoop.

That guy's got to see your dick.

I get it. Don't worry about it.

That's a criminal joke to Snoop 'cause he's been to jail.