Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles Gregg, what is the worst fraternity on this campus? That would be hard to say, sir. They're each outstanding in their own way. Cut the horse shit, son. I got their disciplinary files right here. Who dumped a whole truckload of Fizzies into the swim meet? Who delivered the medical school cadavers to the alumni dinner? Every Halloween, the trees are filled with underwear. Every spring, the toilets explode. You're talking about Delta, sir. Of course I'm talking about Delta, you twerp! This year, it's gonna be different. This year, we're going to grab the bull by the balls... and kick those punks off campus. What do you intend to do, sir? Delta's already on probation. They are? Yes, sir. Oh. Then as of this moment, they're on double secret probation. Double secret probation, sir? There is a little-known codicil in the Faber College constitution... which gives the dean unlimited power to preserve order... in time of campus emergency. Find me a way to revoke Delta's charter. You live next door. Put Neidermeyer on it. He's a sneaky little shit, just like you, right? The time has come for someone to put his foot down... and that foot is me.