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- (groans) Ugh.
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- Morning, boo.
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- Oh my God, what?
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No, Zack, what? What are you doing here?!
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Where's your shirt?
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- Do you have any cereal?
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- Oh my God. What happened?
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- I think we did it.
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- Ugh, how did this happen?
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- I dunno, you know, love works in mysterious ways.
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- No, oh my God, Zack, no.
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This is not a good thing.
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We should not have hooked up, okay?
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We have to just keep a low profile and no one will know.
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It'll be fine.
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- Cool. - [Ashly] It'll be fine.
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- What about brunch?
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- Oh, shit! Ugh!
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- Do you know where my pants are?
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- Oh my god.
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Okay, look, here's the plan: you go in there first
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and then, like, 10 minutes later I'll go in,
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so just don't be weird, okay?
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- Okay, hey, don't worry about it sweet thing.
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I got this. - [Ashly] Zack, no. No! Zack!
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- What? I'm gonna keep it cool!
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You're so cute when you're flustered.
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- They were so drunk last night.
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- I know, oh my god.
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- [Ella] Oh my gosh, it was so funny.
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- Do you think they even remember?
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- [Ella] I don't know.
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- Only one way to find out.
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- I feel like we should have some fun with this, though.
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- [Quinta] Yeah.
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- Hello, my good friends, nice to see you guys.
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- Hey!
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- Hello, Justin, hello everyone.
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- Hey, Zack, you are so late.
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You're normally never this late.
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What happened, Mr. One-Time?
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- Also, where's Ashly?
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- Where is Ashly?
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- [Ella] She's never late.
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- Ashly's coming here?
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I didn't know she was invited here, wow.
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Be some kind of reunion, I haven't seen her in a while.
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- [Ashly] Hey guys! Hi, sorry I'm late.
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- Hey! There she is!
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- My Uber driver was taking such a long time,
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you know how Uber drivers are,
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they're just, like, so...it was...anyway.
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- Well, thanks to you two latebirds,
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we are very, very hungry. Waiter!
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(people eating, laughing)
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- These pancakes are really good.
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(group murmurs in agreement)
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- So, what did everyone get into last night?
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(Ashly and Zack stutter)
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- I can go first.
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Justin and I watched a lovely documentary on Netflix,
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it was called "Accidental Lovers".
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- [Ella] That sounds interesting.
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- It was really good.
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- I also stayed in last night.
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I was working on my homemade Sriracha sauce.
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It got unexpectedly hot.
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- Oh! So what did you two do last night, hmm?
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- Uh...I was, uh, at my home
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uh, playing a video game.
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FIFA! I played FIFA, FIFA Soccer.
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- And I was at home, also by myself,
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reading, uh, reading a book.
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For solitude purposes.
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You know, Oprah, in fact, says that--
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- Okay, guys, enough!
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We know what happened last night.
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- What?
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- We know.
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- Nothing...(chuckling) nothing happened.
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- Guys, we saw your Snapchat stories.
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- We saw both of your stories.
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- Your hot, juicy, steamy Snapchat stories.
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- Oh, God. Snapchat.
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(overlapping chatter)
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- Oh!
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- Ohhh! Look who it is! (laughs)
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- I am Snapchatting, too, right now!
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- This is crazy!
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Since we ran into each other, wanna do something fun?
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- Uh, yeah?
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- We're at The Leaky Whale!
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- We're gonna get some half-off shots!
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- Half-off shots! Half-off shots!
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Shots, shots, shots!
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- Thank you, bartender!
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Go.
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(Ashly coughs)
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- (laughing) We should do a shot with a stranger.
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- [Zack] (laughing) No, no. - Do you want a shot?
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(bar noise and drunk calling)
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- He's a pilot!
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- Former pilot.
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(Ashly laughs)
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(bar noise, cheering)
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- [Rick] Hey lovebirds, over here!
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- Rick, you're so crazy!
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- How did you get my phone?
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Ha ha, yeah!
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- (laughing) You're gonna wake up Sara.
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No, Zack!
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Why don't we hang out more?
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- (laughing) I don't know.
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- See, soon you guys will have to share your food like this.
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- Oh, no. This is so embarrassing.
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- Hey, you wanna know a secret?
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- What?
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- Zack and Ashly didn't really hook up.
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- What?! How do you know?
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- He sent me a private Snap. Here, I'll replay it.
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- Hey, Justin, it's your boy, Zack, and...
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are you asleep already?
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Ugh, party pooper.
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I'm going to bed, too. Good night!
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- Oh.
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- They didn't do it.
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- Those poor little fools.
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You think we should tell them?
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- Nah.
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- Okay. I'm with it.
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(jazzy piano music)