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  • Hey, do you think I should take a bunch of shirtless pictures for Instagram?

  • And then just, like, put emojis over the nipples?

  • What emoji?

  • All of them! It was gonna be a series.

  • I did it! I've found the perfect outfit.

  • For what? Rosh Hashanah?

  • No, for a date! Or a "non-date" date, it's unclear.

  • I need to look like the kind of girl you'd want to date.

  • Cool, what are you gonna wear?

  • This, Gaby!

  • It's perfectly constructed to show that I am a respectable, smart girl with a good figure.

  • I mean, you are all of those things, but none of them are visible right now.

  • Even if I take my cardigan off halfway through lunch when it gets warm?

  • Are you a dancer?

  • Hey! Come back! Life is a cabaret!

  • I went to boarding school, but I didn't like it.

  • Further?

  • No, it's a complicated dress.

  • I like to be taken seriously, but not in the bedroom.

  • Yuck!

  • It doesn't work for me! I don't know why it doesn't work for me!

  • I'm a good person who's made mistakes, but I've taken the time to reinvent myself into someone worth being.

  • Sure, I'm a bit uptight, but I know how to have a good time when I'm given fair warning and moral support.

  • I'm honest, I'm loyal, and I'm here, ready for a relationship.

  • Wow, but how many kids do you want?

  • Two.

  • That's why I'm gonna wear platform sandals instead of stilettos.

  • Allison, you can't put this much pressure on your clothes to say who you are.

  • I know that, Gaby.

  • That's why I put so much thought into my hair and makeup too.

  • Light pink, for an old soul.

  • Alright. You are not your appearance.

  • If you dress this way, men will say this.

  • If you dress that way, women will think that.

  • You can't rely on physical things to tell the world who you are or what you believe in.

  • Are you serious?


  • This is a summary at best.

  • Can I borrow your shirt? Yeah. Thanks.

Hey, do you think I should take a bunch of shirtless pictures for Instagram?

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