I don't know why I waved with both hands.

Imagine waving at people like this.

Hi! (laughs)

Um, so I just filmed a video, and I pulled out too quick...

The memory card, which is a lesson you should all learn.

Pulling out won't help ya!

I mean, you just have to be...

Use a condom.

I pulled a memory card out too quick.

I tried to put it in my computer, and then it was like,

"Uh, no footage."

So, I was like, "Uh, fuck me."

So, I'm back to try to film this video again.

So, I'm kind of like, first it had a structure,

but now I'm like, fuck it.

So, today is Friday the 13th.

Happy Friday the 13th, unless you're 'stitious.

If you're 'stitious, then shit,

today probably sucks for you.

I was like looking up Friday the 13th facts.

Some people are scared of everything.

Like the fucking, what are those things?

A ladder.

People can't even go under ladders.

I'm like, what's wrong...

I mean, listen, I know people are kind of like spooked.

They get the heebie jeebies from certain things.

I don't think I give a fuck.

I don't care, honestly.

Like, I can walk under a ladder.

I could break a mirror, you know.

I usually do with my singing or my charming good looks.

Would that even break...

I'm so hot that a mirror is like...

"Whoa!",

and it's all like...(imitates shattering)

(laughs)

Um, what else? Oh, like if you step on a crack,

and your mom's all like, "Ooh, giiiiiirl..."

My mom, honestly, I'm like out to search for a crack,

because she needs...

Listen.

Actually, I don't want to step on a crack,

'cause my mom would just complain, and if she's home

from work, she would be calling me.

So, actually, maybe I do avoid cracks.

Okay, I do that, and I avoid crack.

Because drugs are whack.

And this turned into a song!

I don't know why I did this.

Um, what are we talking about?

Oh, it's Friday the 13th, so if you are superstitious

or even a little 'stitious, or kind of 'stitious,

then good luck today.

And even more luck tomorrow, because it's Valentine's Day,

and everyone's supposed to be depressed about it,

because that's what the internet thinks is trendy

to be on Valentine's Day, but you know what?

Fuck 'em.

I'm happy with myself,

regardless of if I have a man or not.

Times are good, okay?

So, if you are a little bit, like, oh down in the dumps,

because you know, you don't have somebody in your life,

here's a spoiler alert.

You have somebody in your life.

Get a mirror, not a cracked one,

because that's bad luck apparently.

But get a mirror, and you'll be like, "Oh shit, it's me!"

So, if you feel like you don't have somebody in your life,

yeah, look in the fucking mirror and know that you got you.

When people are like, "Oh, I found my other half

"in him or her," I'm like, "Oh!

"You're 50 percent of a human?"

Sucks to suck!

If you are ever considering yourself to have another half

in another human, then you need to figure

your life out first, 'cause as RuPaul says,

"If you can't love yourself, how the hell

"you gonna love somebody else?"

So, happy Valentine's Day.

If you're in love, hope that person complements you

as a whole human and not just completes you,

because nobody should complete you except yourself.

Anyway, what are we talking about?

Today we're talking about everything!

(laughs) I don't know why I keep doing this.

Hello!

When we were at the Leaning Tower of Pisa,

there was somebody that was like doing a video

in front of it, and one of the parts where...

Like the very end of her video montage that she was doing,

she was like frolicking through the field

in front of the Leaning Tower of Pisa

while everyone else is posing.

And she ended on a pose, and it was like,

frolic, frolic, frolic, frolic, and then like, pose.

And yeah, that's...

So every time I think of that,

this, I think of her.

Anyway, what else has been going on in my life?

This week has been a good week.

You guys have been donating a whole bunch

of money to charity for my birthday campaign.

If you haven't done it yet, we are already past

$150,000, so if you want to donate,

we are well on our way to half a million.

That is our goal, and if you haven't donated yet,

here's some encouragement.

Two things: number one, most of the donations

are like 10 bucks, so if you don't think your

10 dollars is helping us get to our goal,

know that $150,000 has already been raised

through donations that are that much money.

Like, if you don't think that has impacted our goal,

know that it has.

And then number two, if you want to come to VidCon,

if you think that you've never...

If you've never been to LA, and you don't think you'll

ever have a chance to go to LA,

hi, here's your chance.

If you donate, you're entered into a raffle,

and whether you're in Singapore or London

or Japan or South Africa, you could have a chance

for a free trip to LA just by donating to charity.

I think that's a good deal.

So, if you want to donate, the link to that is below.

And what else has been going on?

Ooh, you wanna know something that happened in my life

that I'm like, "Oh my god, I feel like I'm such an adult."

The other day, I was playing Scrabble,

and it was so dark in my apartment, I could barely

even see the letters, and I was like,

"Oh my god, my apartment is so dark."

And I realized that over the course...

Over de coorse, over the course

of the two years that I've been in this apartment,

my lights have been slowly going out one by one.

And then while we were playing Scrabble, I was like,

"Oh my god, none of the lights

"in my apartment work anymore."

So, I went to Target, Turrget, I went to Turrget,

and I got some new lights.

And I put them all in, and then I turn on the lights,

and I was like "Holy shit!

"I have an apartment!"

Um, cool story, Tyler.

Uhh, yeah, so that's like an adult thing I did recently.

I put a light bulb in a thing.

I'm very much an adult.

So, I don't mean to brag, but...

That's all. That's all!

I guess that's all.

Oh, one last thing, I am doing my first livestream

for The Trevor Project, my fundraiser,

my birthday fundraiser.

As you guys know, I'm doing livestreams

throughout the fundraiser.

So, tomorrow is the first one.

If you want to know the times, they're gonna be below.

If you want to watch online, I would love it if you did.

It's going to be like a little party.

It's a sensible time for whether you're in London

or Australia or LA or New York.

I felt like those are good time zones

to have approachable.

So, like all of those time zones,

it's like a reasonable hour for everyone.

So, I hope you...

I hope that you come, and I'll see you guys there.

If you want to see my latest video, click right there.

If you want to see my latest...

Hear my latest podcast, click right there.

If you want to be my Person of the Week, click right there.

And if you want to give this video a thumbs up,

I would love you forever.

I mean, it's bad luck if you don't.

Ooh! That's a new one.

That's some bad luck shit.

It's bad luck if you don't give

the thumbs up video to this...

If...

I'm losing my mind.

It's bad luck if you don't push the thumbs up.

I wanna know, do you consider anything bad luck?

Let me know in the comments below.

Is there anything that you're 'stitious about?

Or superstitious, or a little bit 'stitious.

Let me know in the comments below.

I'm Curious George about it.

But that's all that I have for you guys today.

I hope you have a fabulous life.

I love you!

I will see you guys soon.

Um, and yeah, I'll see you, uh, soon.

Soon. I got stuff planned.

I'll see you soon.

Uh, okay, I love you, bye.

This was a fun little video, even though a had to

film it twice, gosh dangit!