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  • - Hi, everybody!

  • I don't know why I waved with both hands.

  • Imagine waving at people like this.

  • Hi! (laughs)

  • Um, so I just filmed a video, and I pulled out too quick...

  • The memory card, which is a lesson you should all learn.

  • Pulling out won't help ya!

  • I mean, you just have to be...

  • Use a condom.

  • I pulled a memory card out too quick.

  • I tried to put it in my computer, and then it was like,

  • "Uh, no footage."

  • So, I was like, "Uh, fuck me."

  • So, I'm back to try to film this video again.

  • So, I'm kind of like, first it had a structure,

  • but now I'm like, fuck it.

  • So, today is Friday the 13th.

  • Happy Friday the 13th, unless you're 'stitious.

  • If you're 'stitious, then shit,

  • today probably sucks for you.

  • I was like looking up Friday the 13th facts.

  • Some people are scared of everything.

  • Like the fucking, what are those things?

  • A ladder.

  • People can't even go under ladders.

  • I'm like, what's wrong...

  • I mean, listen, I know people are kind of like spooked.

  • They get the heebie jeebies from certain things.

  • I don't think I give a fuck.

  • I don't care, honestly.

  • Like, I can walk under a ladder.

  • I could break a mirror, you know.

  • I usually do with my singing or my charming good looks.

  • Would that even break...

  • I'm so hot that a mirror is like...

  • "Whoa!",

  • and it's all like...(imitates shattering)

  • (laughs)

  • Um, what else? Oh, like if you step on a crack,

  • and your mom's all like, "Ooh, giiiiiirl..."

  • My mom, honestly, I'm like out to search for a crack,

  • because she needs...

  • Listen.

  • Actually, I don't want to step on a crack,

  • 'cause my mom would just complain, and if she's home

  • from work, she would be calling me.

  • So, actually, maybe I do avoid cracks.

  • Okay, I do that, and I avoid crack.

  • Because drugs are whack.

  • And this turned into a song!

  • I don't know why I did this.

  • Um, what are we talking about?

  • Oh, it's Friday the 13th, so if you are superstitious

  • or even a little 'stitious, or kind of 'stitious,

  • then good luck today.

  • And even more luck tomorrow, because it's Valentine's Day,

  • and everyone's supposed to be depressed about it,

  • because that's what the internet thinks is trendy

  • to be on Valentine's Day, but you know what?

  • Fuck 'em.

  • I'm happy with myself,

  • regardless of if I have a man or not.

  • Times are good, okay?

  • So, if you are a little bit, like, oh down in the dumps,

  • because you know, you don't have somebody in your life,

  • here's a spoiler alert.

  • You have somebody in your life.

  • Get a mirror, not a cracked one,

  • because that's bad luck apparently.

  • But get a mirror, and you'll be like, "Oh shit, it's me!"

  • So, if you feel like you don't have somebody in your life,

  • yeah, look in the fucking mirror and know that you got you.

  • When people are like, "Oh, I found my other half

  • "in him or her," I'm like, "Oh!

  • "You're 50 percent of a human?"

  • Sucks to suck!

  • If you are ever considering yourself to have another half

  • in another human, then you need to figure

  • your life out first, 'cause as RuPaul says,

  • "If you can't love yourself, how the hell

  • "you gonna love somebody else?"

  • So, happy Valentine's Day.

  • If you're in love, hope that person complements you

  • as a whole human and not just completes you,

  • because nobody should complete you except yourself.

  • Anyway, what are we talking about?

  • Today we're talking about everything!

  • (laughs) I don't know why I keep doing this.

  • Hello!

  • When we were at the Leaning Tower of Pisa,

  • there was somebody that was like doing a video

  • in front of it, and one of the parts where...

  • Like the very end of her video montage that she was doing,

  • she was like frolicking through the field

  • in front of the Leaning Tower of Pisa

  • while everyone else is posing.

  • And she ended on a pose, and it was like,

  • frolic, frolic, frolic, frolic, and then like, pose.

  • And yeah, that's...

  • So every time I think of that,

  • this, I think of her.

  • Anyway, what else has been going on in my life?

  • This week has been a good week.

  • You guys have been donating a whole bunch

  • of money to charity for my birthday campaign.

  • If you haven't done it yet, we are already past

  • $150,000, so if you want to donate,

  • we are well on our way to half a million.

  • That is our goal, and if you haven't donated yet,

  • here's some encouragement.

  • Two things: number one, most of the donations

  • are like 10 bucks, so if you don't think your

  • 10 dollars is helping us get to our goal,

  • know that $150,000 has already been raised

  • through donations that are that much money.

  • Like, if you don't think that has impacted our goal,

  • know that it has.

  • And then number two, if you want to come to VidCon,

  • if you think that you've never...

  • If you've never been to LA, and you don't think you'll

  • ever have a chance to go to LA,

  • hi, here's your chance.

  • If you donate, you're entered into a raffle,

  • and whether you're in Singapore or London

  • or Japan or South Africa, you could have a chance

  • for a free trip to LA just by donating to charity.

  • I think that's a good deal.

  • So, if you want to donate, the link to that is below.

  • And what else has been going on?

  • Ooh, you wanna know something that happened in my life

  • that I'm like, "Oh my god, I feel like I'm such an adult."

  • The other day, I was playing Scrabble,

  • and it was so dark in my apartment, I could barely

  • even see the letters, and I was like,

  • "Oh my god, my apartment is so dark."

  • And I realized that over the course...

  • Over de coorse, over the course

  • of the two years that I've been in this apartment,

  • my lights have been slowly going out one by one.

  • And then while we were playing Scrabble, I was like,

  • "Oh my god, none of the lights

  • "in my apartment work anymore."

  • So, I went to Target, Turrget, I went to Turrget,

  • and I got some new lights.

  • And I put them all in, and then I turn on the lights,

  • and I was like "Holy shit!

  • "I have an apartment!"

  • Um, cool story, Tyler.

  • Uhh, yeah, so that's like an adult thing I did recently.

  • I put a light bulb in a thing.

  • I'm very much an adult.

  • So, I don't mean to brag, but...

  • That's all. That's all!

  • I guess that's all.

  • Oh, one last thing, I am doing my first livestream

  • for The Trevor Project, my fundraiser,

  • my birthday fundraiser.

  • As you guys know, I'm doing livestreams

  • throughout the fundraiser.

  • So, tomorrow is the first one.

  • If you want to know the times, they're gonna be below.

  • If you want to watch online, I would love it if you did.

  • It's going to be like a little party.

  • It's a sensible time for whether you're in London

  • or Australia or LA or New York.

  • I felt like those are good time zones

  • to have approachable.

  • So, like all of those time zones,

  • it's like a reasonable hour for everyone.

  • So, I hope you...

  • I hope that you come, and I'll see you guys there.

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