Name: Jimmy Kimmel Is Having a Baby!
Uploaded: 2015-07-12T08:05:01.000Z
Duration: 3 min 53 s
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- NO, I DECIDED TO HAVE THE FIRST ONE WITH MY WIFE.

IT'S DISGUSTING, THE WAY BABIES ARE MADE.

- WELL, FIRST OF ALL, LET'S TAKE THAT IN,

'CAUSE THEY DON'T KNOW IF YOU'RE SERIOUS OR NOT.

YOU AND MOLLY ARE HAVING A BABY, AND THAT'S VERY EXCITING.

- WELL, THERE'S SO MANY HUMAN BODY PARTS INVOLVED.

- I DON'T KNOW WHERE THEY ARE, BUT I HEAR THEY'RE DOING GREAT.

BECAUSE I WAS WITH SOME FRIENDS WHO JUST HAD A BABY.

YOU HOLD THEM BY THE FRONT OF THE NECK NOW.

- IS IT EMILY AND JOHN THAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT?

JOHN HOLDS THE BABY BY THE FRONT OF THE FACE, LIKE THIS,

AND THEN HE TRIED IT ON ME, AND IT FELT GOOD.

- AND SO I TOLD--YOU KNOW, I TOLD MY DAUGHTER,

"LISTEN, THERE'S ONLY SO MUCH LOVE I HAVE TO GIVE,

"AND YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SPLIT IT UP WITH THE NEW KID.

THERE'S A FINITE AMOUNT OF LOVE, AND THAT'S THAT."

BUT IT IS VERY WEIRD, YOU KNOW, AT MY AGE, TO--

YOU KNOW, I'M GONNA BE ONE OF THOSE OLD DADS.

- WELL, YOU'RE NOT AS OLD AS SOME DADS RIGHT NOW.

- I KNOW, BUT I'M GETTING OLDER EVERY SINGLE DAY.

- THAT IS TRUE. AND DO YOU KNOW IF IT'S A BOY OR A GIRL?

AND MY WIFE, MOLLY, WAS HAPPY WITH THAT IDEA

AND SHE STARTED SAYING, "WE REALLY NEED TO FIND OUT."

I DON'T THINK YOU NEED TO MAKE THE BABY'S ROOM

I MEAN, IT'S KIND OF-- IT'S INHERENTLY RIDICULOUS.

I DON'T THINK THEY CAN EVEN SEE COLORS, RIGHT?

AND WHAT ABOUT N-- WELL, THE ONLY REASON TO KNOW

I THINK "KARATE KIMMEL" HAS A GREAT RING TO IT.

- AND I LIKE TO--YOU KNOW, THE KARDASHIANS

TWO THE TWO "K"s THING, YOU KNOW, IT'S NICE.

ARE THE NAMES THAT WE'RE THINKING OF RIGHT NOW.

- AND THE MIDDLE NAME IS THE ONE THAT I'M VERY EXCITED ABOUT.

YOU KNOW, I SUGGEST RIDICULOUS THINGS TO MY WIFE,

AND EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE, SHE SEEMS LIKE

AND I'D LIKE TO KNOW PEOPLE'S THOUGHTS ON THIS.

FOR REAL, I WOULD LIKE THE BABY'S MIDDLE NAME

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Jimmy Kimmel Is Having a Baby!

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