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  • - I've never talked about a dick in my life, O.K?

  • - Penis! Penis! Penis! Penis! Penis!

  • - BuzzFeed Presents: Women Talk About Penises

  • How much do you know about the penis?

  • - Nothing. I didn't pay attention in fifth grade.

  • - I think I know a lot.

  • - I know a little,

  • but I'm confident that it's intuitive enough

  • to like, really figure it out.

  • - Sometimes pee comes out of it.

  • - You think that you're an expert on everything.

  • - I am, especially the penis.

  • - Circumcision: The process of cutting off the foreskin.

  • It is done for religious or medical reasons.

  • Whether or not it is necessary for health reasons

  • continues to be up for debate.

  • - I'm Jewish, so, this is my bread-and-butter.

  • - You cut something off the dick.

  • - It's for hygiene purposes

  • as well as to form a covenant with God.

  • - I just know that the foreskin is snipped,

  • - But I wouldn't - Yeah.

  • feel confident ever, um --

  • - This guy's circumcised, right?

  • - Performing that.

  • Well --

  • - Cause, right?

  • - I'm not seeing a, a hood.

  • - There's no hood.

  • - But people are against it now,

  • because they think that it takes away the sensitivity.

  • - That's bull (beeping).

  • - Wait, how do they do it without cutting the penis?

  • - Sperm & semen:

  • Sperm is a cell that is produced by the male sexual organ

  • and that combines with the female's egg in reproduction.

  • Semen is the sticky, whitish liquid containing

  • the sperm cells as well as other components.

  • - [Women in Teal] I didn't know there was a difference.

  • - Spermies are the little guys floating around in semen,

  • which is the fluid that they live in.

  • - Sperm is what impregnates a woman.

  • It's what goes into the egg.

  • - The sperm is the tadpoles,

  • and the semen is the gook.

  • - They're spelled differently.

  • - Sperm swim in the river of semen.

  • - Exactly, that's beautiful,

  • that's beautiful poetry.

  • - Wet dreams:

  • Also known as a nocturnal emission,

  • it is an involuntary ejaculation

  • of semen during sleep.

  • - A wet dream is when a boy is really horny

  • in his sleep but he don't know it,

  • and then he wakes up and it's like, boom.

  • - Teens, uh, they're full of hormones,

  • they're not having as much sex as they want,

  • so they just gotta come in their sleep.

  • - That would suck to wake up to.

  • - Yeah, just a whole bunch of semen everywhere.

  • - Like, what, do you guys wear diapers

  • to bed or something?

  • - What are you gonna do?

  • You're dreaming about some boobs and ...

  • - It's like effortless masturbation.

  • - Girls can't have those.

  • - Yeah, you can.

  • - Well, that's ridiculous.

  • - The prostate:

  • A gland surrounding the neck of the bladder

  • in male mammals that releases a fluid

  • during ejaculation that is part of the semen.

  • - I could not know less about any of this.

  • - Like if you have an enlarged prostate.

  • It makes you have to pee.

  • - You don't know where the prostate is?

  • - I have no idea where the prostate is.

  • - That's where most of the men's, like,

  • pleasure feeling is.

  • - It's like the clitoris of the man.

  • - This is how patriarchy hurts men, too.

  • Because it doesn't allow you to feel

  • the most pleasure you could feel

  • by having fingers up your butthole,

  • because they scare you away about being gay.

  • - I know men get cancer from it.

  • - I just know the exams are uncomfortable.

  • - If everyone could just, like,

  • embrace smashing the patriarchy,

  • men could have really great orgasms

  • from their buttholes.

  • Quote me on that.

  • - Does the prostate have anything to do with diabetes?

  • - No!

  • - Blue balls:

  • A slang term for the pain felt in the testicles,

  • caused by unsatisfied sexual arousal.

  • - Very aroused male human.

  • - Balls like, whissh! They like, expand or whatever.

  • - And then can't finish his excitement.

  • - My thing is, do your balls actually turn blue?

  • I don't know, cause I'm not gonna look.

  • - That's real, it's a real discomfort.

  • - I don't know if it's true.

  • I feel like it's something a guy made up

  • to get girls to give hand jobs.

  • - Why, if he's gonna make something up,

  • why would he just get a hand job from it?

  • - Blue balls are so sad.

  • - Would you rather have a penis?

  • - It's less maintenance.

  • - I don't like the idea of having a penis,

  • cause there's, like, something between your legs

  • that's just dangling there.

  • - I don't need to adjust all the time.

  • - A penis is so uncontrollable.

  • - Doing all kinds of tucks and worrying about these tucks.

  • Up-tuck, down-tuck, side-tuck.

  • - I feel like it would be cool to get a boner, though.

  • - I wish I could pee everywhere.

  • - And like, it'd be nice not to like,

  • have that time of the month.

  • - That's true.

  • - I have a dream to write my name in the snow one day.

  • - I think you could learn.

  • - I feel like I'd play with it all the time.

  • Like I wouldn't be able to stop.

  • - What a way to have a secret.

  • If you have a penis you have such a secret, you know?

  • Nobody knows what you're packing.

  • - [Purpled Haired Women] Yeah, but nobody knows

  • what vaginas look like--

  • - [Woman with bangs] But it doesn't really matter.

  • - [Purpled Haired Women] Yeah, that's true.

  • - [Woman with bangs] In a room of people

  • you always have a secret.

- I've never talked about a dick in my life, O.K?

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