...and welcome to Dungeon Nightmares.

[beep]

It is dark. I don't have a flashlight...

...but that says "Press C to Use".

And now it says "Press B to Blow".

[beep]

"She's coming!"

Do I need to press B to blow?

[beep]

Hiii!

I'm gonna call you Boney!

You want me to press B to blow?

[beep]

"I wouldn't look in the mirror."

Where's a mirror? AAAAHFFFF...uck you, dickbag!

You just lost your B-to-blow privileges.

[beep]

"Don't follow her to that room."

Oh, really? Did she hear about my b-to-blow skillz?

[beep]

You know, that red text, when it says...

..."Artifact is found", makes me think that...

...I might die soon.

I MIGHT DIE SOON!

"I will always be with you..."

NO THANK YOU!

[beep]

Are you the same Boney as the other Boney?

I gotta turn around to open this door--HASDFDSGHRRR

I was so hideously ugly that the second I looked at him...

...he DIED.

[beep]

What? Whywhywhy?

Wh-whywhywhywhywhywhywhy?

HEUGH!

Whywhywhywhy?

Why? Why do I keep black out t--WAAAAHAA!

"Press C to Use"

...and now it says "Press B to Blow".

Rrreally?

...it's also for butts!

Which I'm gonna stab of the maker of this game.

I'm gonna stab him in the butt...

STOPITSTOPITSTOPITSTOPITSTO--

This is a violent game.