Name: Do You Pass the Idiot Test?
Uploaded: 2015-06-25T16:00:30.000Z
Duration: 4 min 58 s
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and I was going to talk about the economy,

ease regulatory restrictions on financial institutions,

'cause I assumed we did not have any idiots in the audience,

and I was--I was mistaken, I was sadly mistaken.

and I know today we have no idiots in the audience,

so I feel safe to play the game with you today,

and know--just to reassure the world watching

Here's the unfortunate thing: if we find out you are an idiot,

you're going to have to sit in an idiot section

for the entire show... [audience laughter]

[audience laughter] Well, anyway, you're not idiots.

Let's see who--who is sure they're not an idiot?

- What is something-- what can animals make

(woman) What an elephant--what can an elephant make?

There are other animals that have tusks, though.

- Oh, correct, right. [audience laughter]

They don't live in Glendora, though, so--

[cheers and applause] - You're gonna head--come here.

A boy is walking down the road with a doctor.

Okay, what month do people sleep the least?

- You'll feel more like one when you sit next to her.

- No, it's February because they have less days.

- Oh, I feel so dumb! [cheers and applause]

He stays for three days and leaves on Friday.

- I don't know. - The horse's name is Friday.

There is a candle, a wood stove, and a lantern.

You only have one match. What do you light first?

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Do You Pass the Idiot Test?

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