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  • - Check it out, there's a moving van next door!

  • - Look at all the fruit crates they're unloading,

  • you think we have new food neighbors?

  • - [Marshmallow] Yayyy! I love potential new friends!

  • - Hey, are there any crates the shape of a hot,

  • female grapefruit?

  • - Uhm, no. They're all boxes, dude.

  • - That's cool, I like my ladies cubical.

  • - Well, what are we waiting for?

  • Let's go over and introduce ourselves!

  • - Awesome! Just give me a second!

  • - Forever?

  • - Yeah, it's super expensive cologne.

  • Ladies fall head over heels for it, apparently.

  • Okay, ready.

  • - Bleggh! (barfs)

  • - Ummm, I think your cologne just knocked

  • Little Apple head over heels. (laughs)

  • - I'm telling you, this is really, really good stuff.

  • - Knock knock!

  • - This isn't the time for a knock knock joke, Orange.

  • Behave yourself.

  • - No, I'm serious.

  • There’s no doorbell and I can't knock without hands.

  • So how else are they going to know we're out here?

  • Knock knock!

  • - Who's there?

  • - Your new neighbors!

  • - Your new neighbors who?

  • - No no no no no, it's not a knock knock joke.

  • We're actually trying to knock on your door.

  • - I don't get it.

  • - Just open up. We brought you gifts.

  • - Oh, cool.

  • - My name's Bartlett.

  • - Nice to meet you, Bartlett!

  • I brought you a unicorn pinata as a gift!

  • - Whoa, awesome!

  • - Yayyy! I knew they'd like unicorns!

  • - No no no, I'm talking about that book.

  • Is that Christopher Kitchens? He's my favorite!

  • - Me too!

  • - Umm, this is weird.

  • - What's weird?

  • - Well, you two are uh..

  • kind of a...

  • nevermind.

  • - You want to go discuss literature somewhere quieter?

  • - Would I?

  • - Go on in, the rest of the crew will love meeting you guys.

  • Bye!

  • - Ooh, is that a unicorn?

  • I adore unicorns!

  • My dad’s a unicorn.

  • Woohooooo!

  • - Really? I'm Marshmallow!

  • - I'm Sugar Cube!

  • Nice to meet you!

  • - Yayyy!

  • - Woohoo!

  • - Hey Sugar Cube, if you don't mind me asking,

  • are you a boy or a girl?

  • - Um...

  • Let's change the subject, yahooo!

  • (laughs)

  • - Okay, this is getting bizarre.

  • - More like bizarro. (laughs)

  • (someone laughs along)

  • - Huh? Is there an echo in here?

  • - Only one way to find out.

  • (babbles)

  • (someone babbles along)

  • - Hey!

  • - Hi!

  • - Hey!

  • - Hi!

  • - Hey!

  • - Hiiiiii!

  • - Heyyy!

  • - Hi!

  • (both laughs)

  • - This is getting too obnoxious.

  • - I'm not obnoxious, I'm a kumquat. (laughs)

  • (laughs)

  • - Ugh, listen, are there any lady grapefruits around?

  • - Oh, you must mean Ruby Red.

  • - Ruby!

  • Ruby!

  • - What?

  • - Ruby!!!

  • - What???

  • - Ruby Ruby Bo Budy, Banana Fana Fo Fudy,

  • - Mee Mi Mo Moni!

  • (shouts) I'm here! Shut up! What do you...

  • ♫ I finally found the fruit

  • Of a lifetime

  • ♫ A fruit to squeeze

  • Until I'm blue

  • ♫ I finally found the fruit

  • Of a lifetime

  • - Bleggh! (pukes)

  • - I did not see that coming.

  • - I told you not to go so heavy on the Forever cologne.

  • - More like Forever alone.

  • (laughs)

  • - Grrrr!

  • - Put your non-existent hands up

  • and give me the purse!

  • - Well?

  • - Not him, the apple that attacked me was smaller than that.

  • - Smaller than that? (laughs)

  • - I could hear you, you know?

  • (laughs) - Knife?!

- Check it out, there's a moving van next door!

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Annoying Orange - THE OBNOXIOUS KUMQUAT (feat. Katie Wilson)

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    Jia Yu Zhang posted on 2015/06/16
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