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  • I can't even afford to be an elf.

  • [loud talking]

  • I had 2-- 2 containers of k-rations,

  • And then I had spam.

  • I had spam till it was coming out of my ears.

  • Clark sr.: Oh, bullshit.

  • Aren't you having any breakfast?

  • I'm not in the mood.

  • What are you looking at?

  • Oh, the silent majesty of a winter's morn,

  • The clean, cool chill of the holiday air,

  • And an asshole in his bathrobe

  • Emptying a chemical toilet into my sewer.

  • Shitter was full!

  • Ah, yeah. You checked our shitters, honey?

I can't even afford to be an elf.

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