for the entire world tonight.

The roast fans really want blood this time,

even though most of your fans

haven't even gotten their periods yet.

But if you can take a joke, then so can the Beliebers

watching tonight, because face it, Biebs,

you've become a cocky little shit.

You are the King Joffrey of pop.

[cheers and applause]

What's your rap name, Feminem?

Selena Gomez wanted to be here, but she's dating men now.

Is it true you dumped her because she grew a moustache

before you?

That's right, Selena Gomez used to bang this guy,

proving once again that Mexicans will do

the disgusting jobs Americans just won't do.

U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S--