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- So. - So, we're even now.
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Oh, no, no, we're not even. No.
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[Kids tell their parents a long-kept secret]
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I was a little person at the time and it was just to have fun.
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She'll be a little angry with me and I hope this doesn't prevent her from being generous in the future.
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It surrounds what I really did on my prom night.
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I think that she'll probably be like, "Oh!"
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[The secrets]
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A few years ago for a birthday present, my mom, you got my these really nice pearl earrings.
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I went to an after party wearing these pearl earings and I drank a little too much.
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The earrings disappeared that night.
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So, all this time you've been lying to me?
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I wouldn't call it a lie.
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I'd said I've bent the truth.
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Oh, I'm not too thrilled.
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Unreal.
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When I was really little at home, when you were not at home, I used to dress Russel up, Russel's my brother,
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I used to dress Russel up in princess clothes and paint his nails and do his make up.
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We'd take all the make up off of Russel and everything before you came home so you wouldn't know.
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- When you say we, your mother is a conspirator in this, - Yes. - in this plot.
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And Russel liked it. He had fun.
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Great.
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Well, when i was in high school, I snuck out of the house all the time.
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All the time.
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- Are you serious? - Yeah.
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Where did you go?
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I went to, like, the beach and--
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- What?
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How is that possible? Who'd you go with?
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My boyfriend and his friends.
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I don't even know how I didn't know that.
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I don't know either.
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That is, God, I suck.
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I actually did not go to prom.
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The prom that we got the tuxedo for and paid all the money for?
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Yeah, I went, I went, I took a trip with my friends--
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- You. - to Mexico.
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- What? - Yeah.
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- What about-- - Just a lake.
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- What about the girl you were supposed to take? - She came with.
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- No. - Yeah.
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I don't believe you.
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- I don't know what to tell you. - That,
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- That's what happened. - you went to Mexico?
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Yeah, there was a concert that weekend. We went to go see it.
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So, basically, I paid for you to go to Mexico when I thought I was paying... - Yeah.
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Did you wear the tuxedo to the concert?
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I don't understand. - No.
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And you, that's terrible.
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I think you should pay me back.
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I'm not paying for Mexico.
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- What did you think I was gonna say? - I don't know.
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Your romantic encounters or--
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You know, moms don't wanna hear that.
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- Oh god. - Okay.
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[How do you feel now?]
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I still love her but I'm not happy.
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Well, now I know why he looks so good in a pair of black pumps.
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It gives me a little ammunition to bring up once in a while if the situation presents itself.
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I probably would've been a lot angrier if I found out about it right after it happened.
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Especially since he put on this whole masquerade.
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So, thankfully you weren't, like, on the streets doing crack or something.
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- That's true because... - Well, mom. - Well.
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I did sniff smarties once.
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Just once though.
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What does that do?
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Nothing. It just fills your nose with sugar.