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  • I shouldn't, I really shouldn't.

  • Okay, real quick.

  • Oh, you have a new puppy.

  • I guess you gotta cuddle something.

  • You teach elementary school kids.

  • You're teaching them how not to be like you?

  • And you're spending a lot of time with...Robert.

  • Who the hell is Robert?

  • It's only been six weeks.

  • Rollerblading along the beach?

  • That was our thing.

  • So what? He volunteers at an animal shelter.

  • Get a real job, asshole.

  • That jawline has plastic surgery written all over it.

  • Great, he cooks.

  • You said Indian food gave you gas.

  • You hike now.

  • You're a hiking couple.

  • Oh, and he is one of those assholes that hikes without his shirt on.

  • Of course, he plays guitar.

  • What next? He has the voice of an angel?

  • (Joyful all ye nations rise) Asshole. Still an asshole.

  • "Had a blast with my...cousin."

  • They're cousins.

  • He seems cool.

I shouldn't, I really shouldn't.

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