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  • - I was a big Dairy Queen kid.

  • - You're not a true Texan if you haven't had Whataburger.

  • - We are here, in one of the greatest cities in the world,

  • Austin, Texas, and my hometown,

  • to try Whataburger.

  • - Whataburger was started in Corpus Christi in 1950,

  • and since then it's dominated the Texas fast food culture.

  • - How often do you have Whataburger?

  • - Every Saturday - Every Saturday.

  • - We've had our family Thanksgivings

  • at Whataburger a couple times.

  • - So we are here to see what the fuss is all about.

  • So I sent a message to all my Facebook fans

  • asking what I should get.

  • Let's do two of the Patty Melts,

  • Honey Butter Chicken Biscuit,

  • let's do the Chicken Strips.

  • - [Cashier] Two Jalapeno Cheeseburgers?

  • - Yeah, and a bunch of ketchup.

  • - That was just my order, we have to get hers now.

  • We just ordered $55 worth of food.

  • Just by pure weight, Texas wins.

  • - [Eugene] We should call Quinta.

  • - Oh yeah.

  • - You think she's had Whataburger before?

  • - Probably not.

  • - [Eugene] Have you ever heard of Whataburger?

  • - Unlike some of the other fast food

  • restaurants, they never made it till you ordered it.

  • That's why we used to always eat here

  • when I was little is because it was always fresh.

  • - [Ashly] The burgers are huge.

  • - [Eugene] Wide and flat. - [Ashly] Yeah, like Texas.

  • (both laugh)

  • - You have to hold this with two hands, it's so big.

  • - I love it, some people might describe

  • it as buttery, some might describe it as grilled.

  • - The mustard is really weird,

  • to bite into, unasked for.

  • - This is way better than McDonald's.

  • - Tastes like Burger King to me,

  • with like, jalapeno. - This is the furthest away

  • from a garden, and the closest

  • you can get to a slaughterhouse.

  • - I would give this one yee haw.

  • There's no yee and haw about it.

  • - If I had to compare this to a Texas born celebrity,

  • definitely Michelle Rodriguez.

  • This is fast and it's furious,

  • it'll probably exit me fast and furious.

  • (laughs)

  • - [Ashly] The Patty Melt

  • - [Eugene] What? Damn that toast though.

  • Ashly said that a lot of her followers said

  • that this was like one of the must haves.

  • - I don't even like burgers, and it tastes more home cooked,

  • than any other fast food that I've had.

  • - Anything on Texas toast.

  • - And then just like a shit ton of meat and it's so good.

  • - I feel cheated.

  • Because this is way better than Dairy Queen.

  • - I would give this three yee haws.

  • - What celebrity is this?

  • This is definitely Selena Gomez.

  • This Patty Melt can get it, just like Selena Gomez.

  • - I've seen Eugene drunk, and the man

  • can put away so much fast food.

  • - What?

  • Whatachick'n.

  • - [Ashly] Whatachick'n, why doesn't everything

  • come with a side of white gravy.

  • Everybody said Chicken Tenders with Gravy.

  • - That's a good batter.

  • - That's like a well spiced chicken.

  • - I wouldn't kick this out of bed.

  • - I give it two yee haws, it's like perfectly acceptable

  • but relatively bland.

  • - This is like the Owen Wilson of Whataburger.

  • - I could drink this, the gravy is delicious.

  • - Cheers.

  • - [Ashly] Ewwww. (laughs)

  • Fries, never leave unattended.

  • They're funny at Whataburger. - [Eugene] Yeah.

  • - [Ashly] And spicy ketchup.

  • - When I go to Korean restaurants,

  • I always judge a restaurant by their kimchee.

  • With fast food, you always judge it by the fries.

  • - The fries, very mediocre.

  • - I had such high expectations for these fries.

  • - Oh, so soggy.

  • - These are like Lance Armstrong honestly.

  • I'm gonna try the spicy ketchup.

  • - Mmm. - Oh hell yeah!

  • That changes everything.

  • - Like sweet and sour sauce, and ketchup had a baby.

  • - Has like a sriracha flavor.

  • - I would give this four yee haws.

  • I think my skin is getting greasier

  • by the second eating this food.

  • Good lord. - [Eugene] It smells so good.

  • - [Ashly] Ohh! Yes.

  • - [Eugene] That is just, pooping honey butter.

  • I have never seen anything like this

  • at a fast food establishment.

  • - Oh my God.

  • - It's just oozing this buttery goodness.

  • - [Ashly] Mmm. - It's a sexy looking

  • piece of meat.

  • - I do! (laughs)

  • You should come to Texas just so you can eat this.

  • - This is the Beyonce of Whataburger items, my god.

  • - It's so good it melts in your mouth.

  • This is like seven yee haws out of a one to five scale.

  • - I have the biggest food boner right now.

  • Is that gross?

  • Is that gross? Sorry Ashly.

  • - [Ashly] Overall I understand why people love Whataburger.

  • - It made me say "what a (bleeped) good ass burger."

  • - It's like very Texas though, there's so much flavor

  • packed into everything, everything is way too big.

  • This is a medium.

  • - You can take the boy out of Texas,

  • but you can't take the Texas out of the boy.

  • Maybe you'd like marry In-N-Out but,

  • Whataburger, you would just have

  • sex with Whataburger like every night,

  • Do I keep making food into sex?

  • - [Ashly] That is so sexual.

  • - I'm sorry.

  • - My skin is already terrible from eating two things.

  • Eugene's fine, he's shaking a little.

  • - I farted a bit.

  • (laughs)

- I was a big Dairy Queen kid.

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