Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles -We gotta get that Walkman. -[STRANGLED CRY] -Now you can listen to the book on tape. -I'm gonna know everything about Rosewood Junction and then Arielle's gonna fall in love with me. MALE SPEAKER (ON WALKMAN): She passed Jeremiah's farm, went across the bridge, and traveled over the hillside. Before she knew it, she was at the train station. -Hey. -Hey! I'm just, uh, listening to the latest track from Beyonce here. MALE SPEAKER (ON WALKMAN): Walked across the prairie, and walked down the garden path. And she never went back to Rosewood Junction again. The end. -Huh. I love Beyonce. -So great. -Grandma Rose isn't just the head of the rectory she's kind of symbolically the mother figure of the whole junction. -Wow. You really liked that book. -Actually, I didn't like it. -You didn't? -I loved it. -Oh-- [LAUGHS] -Just like I love having dinner with you. -Hey, you. -Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Mmm. I likey. -Now I want to put my foot on your crotch to see if that kiss aroused you at all. No. Not quite yet. -Soon, I'm sure. -I hope so. Wait. -No. -No. -Still no? -Sometimes it takes a really long time, and sometimes it doesn't happen at all. -That's OK. -Yeah. Yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah. Might be best if we, like, move on to talk about something else, and then we'll come back to it. -Oh, OK. -'Cause it could take some time. -Wait-- no. Well, I was raised in New Hampshire, but I've been here almost five years. And one day, I hope to start a blog. -You know, what just totally kills me about Rosewood Junction is Jeremiah's breakdown. When he lost it, I lost it. I mean, this is a guy who had everything-- -I'm sorry, but I-- I don't think you've asked me like one personal question this entire time. -Hey, hey, hey. You're starting to sound like Manuel. Before he left the Junction, I mean. -Do you even know my last name? -Do I--? Do I even--? -Yeah. Do you even know my last name? -You've got to be kidding me. -No, I'm not kidding you. -This is you. (IN WEIRD VOICE) Uh, do you even know my last name? -That's an impression of me? -Now, but that's how stupid you sound. I'm just--I'm saying what a stupid question-- -All right. You know what? Goodbye. -Well, don't leave. -No. Have a great life. -You're misinterpreting what I'm saying. Baby-- -Snicklepickercocker is my last name. Which you wouldn't know, because you didn't ask. I'm gonna walk home. -Goodbye, Arielle Snicklepickercocker. -Sorry, Wain-o. Rejection can be rough. I should know. I've submitted over 100 cartoons to The New Yorker, and they rejected five of them. -Ooh. -Hey, here it is. I hope Chez appreciates us coming to his show. -I think it's sweet that you're supporting a neighbor, even though he burger-doinked your girlfriend. -Ah, welcome, theater lovers. -Hold on a second. What-- -Oh, yes, you're right. We own the theatre. This is our theatre. -Oh. Goodbye to books on tape. -And goodbye to rent collecting and hello to livin' the dream. -Oh, I think it's sweet that you guys found true love. -Also, you might have noticed, I'm not in a wheelchair anymore. -Oooh. -Long story short, I'm not in a wheelchair anymore. -Ooh. -Well, that is a very short version of the story. -That Patricia. She takes the long out of everything. [ALL LAUGH] MR. STICKLAND (OFFSCREEN): Come on, come on, come on. -Oohh.
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