Hi, mom.

Mom, Derick's car got towed.

Quinta has a boyfriend.

No, I don't.

Yes, she does.

No, I do not, mom.

She does, we met him.

He has a weird haircut.

I'm just gonna go freshen up

but you can wait in the living room.

Alright.

You play sports?

Yeah.

What sports?

Um.

You're probably trash.

It don't matter.

Aye, what kind of haircut is that?

Oh it's like short on the side and then long on top.

You're mom cut your hair?

Honestly, sometimes.

Hey Justin, you ready?

Yes.

Okay.

Thank god.

I kinda liked him.

Yo, watch out for the soldiers.

I died, I died, I'm dead.

I'm gonna go to the kitchen I guess.

You want anything?

Nah, I'm good.

Do you want anything?

Nah, I'm good, man.

Alright.

Ooh, pretzels.

Bro, I just asked you if you wanted anything.

(doorbell ringing)

Oh hi.

It's so good to see you.

Quinta, who's your friend?

This is my friend Sharise.

Sharise this is Chris.

Nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you too.

Don't.

I'm so sorry.

No, stop you should come over.

Stop!

Stop it!

Move!

You look so cute.

Thank you.

I went 140 miles per hour.

What's wrong?

I know you hear me.

Chris!

Do the Cheesecake Factory.

We can go to another--

Hey, Justin.

Look what I found in her bathroom.

Everything you know is a lie.

Everything you know is a lie.

It's off her head.

It's off of her head.

This is for my dance recital.

Go!

(sighing) Can we watch something else?

No, this is the best part.

Iron Man's about to make the ultimate sacrifice.

But the game's on.

So.

Yo.

Come on.

There we go.

Stop!

Give me the remote or I'm calling mom.

Go for it.

I'm gonna call her right now.

Let me see your phone Garret.

Does she know you have a Asian boyfriend?

Does she know that you talk

to Lorraine from down the street?

Chill.

Really?

Did you know Quinta hasn't been home for a week?

Okay, bye mom.

Six weeks.

Actually a month.

What is she doing?

How petty.

(upbeat music)