Lione.

Ben sobelione.

I'm also known as, uh,

Benny the groin, sammy the schnoz,

Uh, elmer the fudd,

Tubby the tuba,

And once as miss phyllis levine,

But that was at a party. It was years ago.

I smoked a titubet, and I had a guacalude

And suddenly I'm in fishnets and singin' show tunes.

These things happen, but it has nothing to do

With what I'm here with you fine gentlemen today.

So I apologize.

That being said,

I am also known to the people who know me the best

As the fuckin' doctor.