Oh, you don't... you don't sleep on these?

No, no, they're... decorative.

- For who? - What do you mean?

You're the only one who sees them, but you don't sleep on them.

Then you take them off the bed every night, put 'em in a box, take them out of the box.

I just don't understand the point.

I don't know. I mean, Lisa thought they looked nice.

Oh. I see. Yeah.

I don't see what the big deal is.

They make the bed look nice.

Hey!

What are you doing? That's goose down! I'm liberating you.

Try it. No!

I'm not gonna... Just one stab. Come on. See how you feel.

Come on! This is ridiculous.

It's not ridiculous.

It's not like driving a knife into a pillow is suddenly gonna make me feel...

Wow. That feels really good.

Huh? Right? [Chuckles] Yeah!

- What did I tell you? - You know what? You're right.

Come on. Bigger one. What is the point of these things really?

No point. They're stupid. Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

Ha! Ha! Ha! I mean, what, am I running a bed-and-breakfast?

Not anymore. You know how many minutes a day...

I spend getting throw pillows on and off the bed? How many?

Four minutes in the morning, four minutes at night. That's eight minutes of my life.

I figured it out. It's 56 minutes a week. That's nearly two days of my life a year I spent putting pillows on and off a stupid bed!

Ha! Ha! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

[Yelling] Whoa, whoa, whoa!

- Wait, wait, wait. You hit mattress. - Oh, yeah. [Sighs]