-I can't believe it's so crowded here.

Maybe we should come back.

-How about never.

Does never sound good?

-Boys, a family swim is a great way to

kick off the summer.

-Let's not forget, opening day is free.

-That was impressive.

-That's pretty high.

-Are you talking to yourself?

-No.

-You're talking to yourself because you're scared.

-I'm not scared.

-Then go.

-Whoa, w-whoa!

[RIPPING]

-Hi, Greg.

-Hey, Holly.

NARRATOR: 20th Century Fox presents Greg, Rowley--

-I feel like a gangster right now.

NARRATOR: Fregley--

-What's that supposed to be?

-It's a human head.

And look, he's smiling.

NARRATOR: Chirag--

-I have been ensnared by my own handiwork.

NARRATOR: Holly--

-Why don't we play doubles?

Patty and me versus you two.

NARRATOR: Patty--

-Ah!

-Ah!

-Oh!

-Yes!

I mean, sorry.

NARRATOR: Manny--

-No!

-Washing my hands.

NARRATOR: Sweetie, and Rodrick.

-When did you get a tattoo?

-There's a lot of things you don't know about me, Greggie.

NARRATOR: This summer--

-In case we don't make it, there's something I

have to tell you.

One time, I went to the bathroom and I didn't wash my

hands.

-One time, I used your toothbrush to get dog poop off my shoe

my shoe.

-What?

-Ah!

NARRATOR: Diary of a Wimpy Kid, Dog Days.