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  • - Oh, no.

  • I'm just going to spit on the table, cause I don't care.

  • I don't care; my mouth hurts too much to stop.

  • (bouncy music)

  • - [Voiceover] Bacon flavored vodka.

  • - It smells like bacon dog treats.

  • - Yeah.

  • - Whoa.

  • - Owwww.

  • - I hate vodka so much. - Why?

  • - Because it's terrible. - I love vodka.

  • - You love Russian accents.

  • - I'm salivating like crazy, like look at that.

  • Look at this. Look. - No.

  • - My mouth is just fighting it. It's like no, no.

  • - [Voiceover] Yogurt liquor. - [Voiceover] Yogurt!

  • - Like a bowling pin that has milk in it.

  • - Since 1575?

  • This is older than America.

  • - Who ever thought that like yogurt

  • and liquor sounds appealing, though?

  • - Oh my God.

  • It tastes like cheese that went bad.

  • - I like it.

  • - That's yummy. - That is very good.

  • - But it's like kind of what I imagine

  • the consistency of semen would be.

  • - I've never seen Gabby this upset.

  • - I'm horrified. - Except when

  • someone says women can't do something.

  • - [Voiceover] Scorpion Mezcal

  • - (screams)

  • - Whoa. - There is a scorpion in it.

  • - You get distracted by the fun hat,

  • and you don't even notice there's

  • a dead bug in it.

  • - Excellent.

  • - If I had to be killed and put into some sort of bottle,

  • I would not be opposed to tequila.

  • - I'd want to be put in ice cream.

  • - I feel like he's actually alive,

  • and he's going to be like "Gotcha Bitches!"

  • - [Voiceover] Chilli Vodka

  • - [Voiceover] Naga Chilli Vodka

  • - Like the Ark of the Covenant in liquid form,

  • it will melt your face off.

  • - Any time there's skulls on something,

  • it means poison or danger or don't.

  • (yelling)

  • (yelling)

  • - That's exactly what- - It's on fire.

  • - Oh my God!

  • - Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

  • - Yeah, this is the worst idea.

  • - Oh, my stomach hates it.

  • - Allison's sweating and crying

  • and her face is red.

  • - This would probably, like, melt a key,

  • like if you dip a key in this (bleep), right?

  • Just like-

  • - There's a Shakespeare play, where there's a character

  • who gets his tongue cut off.

  • I envy that character.

  • - That's the beauty of the international community.

  • - Lotta ways to get real weird.

  • (bouncy music)

  • - (burps) Oh, even my burp tastes like fire.

- Oh, no.

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Weird International Liquor Taste Test

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    Jeane posted on 2015/04/12
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