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  • [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] >> Jon: WELCOME BACK.

  • MY GUEST TONIGHT, AN AMAZING COMEDIAN.

  • HIS NEW FILM IS CALLED "THINK LIKE A MAN TOO."

  • >> I'VE BEEN GIVING THIS A LOT OF THOUGHT.

  • I WANT YOU TO BE MY BEST MAN.

  • >> ME?

  • >> NO, CED, ACTUALLY, I WAS TALKING TO DOM--

  • >> NO LISTEN, DON'T SAY NOTHING RIGHT NOW, MAN.

  • LIKE, I KNEW YOU AND I HAD A CONNECTION, BUT THIS IS CRAZY.

  • LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, THIS MEANS SO MUCH TO ME.

  • I'M NOT GONNA LET YOU DOWN. LET ME SAY SOMETHING, I'M GOING

  • TO BE THE BEST BEST MAN IN THE HISTORY OF ALL

  • BEST MEN. I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE A BEST MAN,

  • YOU GOING TO GIVE ME THAT OPPORTUNITY?

  • WE CAME HERE TO GOLF, AND NOW YOU GOING TO GIVE ME THIS

  • BLESSING?

  • I GOTTA, I GOTTA GO TO THE BATHROOM, DOM. THIS IS,

  • THIS LITTLE LIGHT OF MINE.

  • I'M GOING TO LET IT SHINE. ♪

  • >> Jon: PLEASE WELCOME KEVIN HART.

  • [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] KEVIN HART.

  • >> WHAT'S GOING ON?

  • >> Jon: PLEASE, MY FRIEND, PLEASE.

  • THEY LOVE YOU. THEY LOVE, IT'S LOVE.

  • >> THANK YOU.

  • THAT'S AMAZING.

  • THEY'RE VERY NICE.

  • >> Jon: NICE TO SEE YOU, MY FRIEND.

  • >> THANK YOU, MAN.

  • >> Jon: FIRST OF ALL, CONGRATULATIONS ON EVERYTHING.

  • >> THANK YOU, JON. >> Jon: EVERYTHING.

  • >> THANK YOU, SIR.

  • >> Jon: YOU ARE RULING WHAT I THINK MAY BE THE WORLD.

  • >>OH WELL, JON, THAT IS AN AMAZING COMPLIMENT.

  • >> Jon: IT'S THE KEVIN HART DECADE.

  • >> WELL LISTEN, I'M NOT GOING TO FIGHT THAT.

  • I'M, I'M HOPING THAT, THAT I CAN STAY TRUE.

  • IT'S BEEN A GOOD TIME.

  • I'M BLESSED. I HAVE LOYAL FANS...

  • >> Jon: YEAH.

  • >> WHO HAVE STUCK WITH ME FROM DAY ONE AND WHO

  • HAVE SEEN ME GROW INTO WHAT I AM NOW AND HOPEFULLY CONTINUE TO

  • GROW.

  • SO I THANK YOU ALL, NOT ONLY FOR THE WELCOMING, BUT FOR THE

  • SUPPORT.

  • >> Jon: THEY'RE VERY NICE PEOPLE.

  • SO HERE'S WHAT I WANT TO TALK ABOUT. WE COULD SPEND THE TIME

  • TALKING ABOUT THE MOVIE, BUT YOU AND I BOTH KNOW...

  • >> LET'S TALK.

  • MAN, I'M HERE. I WANNA...

  • I'M IN YOUR WORLD.

  • >> Jon: BUT HERE'S WHAT I WANT TO TALK ABOUT. I DON'T WANT TO

  • TALK ABOUT THE MOVIE. I WANT TO TALK ABOUT...

  • YOU DID SOMETHING, AND I DON'T GET TO TALK ABOUT THIS WITH

  • ANYBODY ELSE HERE. >> OK.

  • >> Jon: YOU HOSTED RAW. "MONDAY NIGHT RAW."

  • IS THAT CORRECT?

  • >> HOLY SCHNIKES, YES. YES.

  • >> Jon: WWE. >> WWE RAW.

  • >> Jon: ALL RIGHT. SO WHENEVER I'M HERE, MY SON AND I...

  • >> OK.

  • >> Jon: THAT'S ALL WE DO, IS WATCH WRESTLING.

  • >> THAT'S ALL YOU ALL DO IS WATCH WRESTLING.

  • >> Jon: IT'S THE ONLY WAY I CAN COMMUNICATE WITH THE BOY...

  • >> OK. >> IS THROUGH VIOLENCE.

  • BUT YOU COME IN HERE AND THEY'RE ALL LIKE, DID YOU SEE WHAT

  • HAPPENED ON CNN?

  • AND I'M LIKE, EVOLUTION BROKE UP, DO YOU UNDERSTAND?

  • >> HOW SERIOUS IT IS.

  • LISTEN, I'M NOT GOING TO LIE TO YOU, MAN, I'M A FAN.

  • FIRST OF ALL, I'M A FAN OF WRESTLING.

  • >> Jon: YES. >> AND, I'VE DROPPED OFF,

  • YOU KNOW, AS I'VE GOTTEN OLDER, SO...

  • >> Jon: OH YEAH, NO, ME, TOO.

  • I'M NOT... [LAUGHTER]

  • >> HOW, HOW OLD IS YOUR KID?

  • HOW OLD IS YOUR KID?

  • >> Jon: HE'S 23.

  • >> HE'S 23! WHAT?

  • >> Jon:, NO, HE'S NOT. HE'S NOT. HE'S TURNING TEN.

  • BUT HE'S NINE AND HE JUST DISCOVERED IT THIS YEAR.

  • >> NO, THAT'S THE PERFECT AGE, THOUGH.

  • THAT'S AROUND THE AGE THAT I WAS INTO IT, TOO.

  • >> Jon: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. >> SO, I CAN SAY ME GOING

  • HERE BROUGHT BACK ALL THE MEMORIES OF WHEN I WAS LIKE JUST

  • ENGULFED IN THIS, IN THIS SPORT...

  • >> Jon: WHO WERE THE BIG GUYS WHEN YOU WERE A KID?

  • >> WHEN I WAS A KID? OH, DUSTY RHODES, RIC FLAIR,

  • JUNK YARD DOG, KOKO B. WARE. ROAD WARRIORS.

  • I'M SHOWING MY AGE RIGHT NOW.

  • >> Jon: OH, YOU WANT SOMEBODY TO SHOW SOME AGE,

  • >> I DON'T WANT TO KNOW...

  • ...BRUNO SAN MARTINO, GORILLA MONSOON, HAYSTACKS CALHOUN.

  • >> OH, MY GOSH.

  • >> JIMMY SUPERFLY SNUKA.

  • >> I REMEMBER JIMMY... >> Jon: YOU DO REMEMBER JIMMY?

  • >> I REMEMBER HIM. CHIEF JAY STRONGBOW.

  • >> NO, NO, YOU ARE 1 FOR 6 FOR ME RIGHT NOW. I KNEW NONE OF

  • THOSE, I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THEY WERE WRESTLERS.

  • >> Jon: WHAT WAS IT, SO, SO, DID YOU,

  • DID THEY WANT TO THROW YOU? DID YOU DO ANY...

  • >> THEY CAME OUT, NO, THEY COME OUT WITH ALL PHYSICAL STUFF

  • FIRST. HEY, KEVIN, IT'S GOING TO BE GREAT.

  • WE'LL GET YOU IN THE RING.

  • I SAID, WELL, LET'S STOP RIGHT THERE.

  • I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT. I SAID, I'M NOT GOING IN THE RING.

  • I DON'T WANT TO DO ANY STUNTS WITH THESE GUYS.

  • >> Jon: YEAH.

  • >> I SAID, NO, LET'S JUST, LET'S DO SOMETHING WHERE, I CAN,

  • YOU KNOW, I CAN SHINE. AND IT WAS LIKE, WHAT DO DO YOU?

  • ARE YOU FAST?

  • I WAS LIKE, I CAN TALK.

  • I SAID, I WANT TO GO AND I WANT TO COMMENTATE.

  • LET ME COMMENTATE. >> Jon: NICE.

  • >> BUT THAT WAY I CAN TALK ABOUT THE SPORT,

  • I CAN BE A PERSONALITY.

  • SO, THEY'RE LIKE, OKAY, OKAY. GOOD, WE'LL DO THAT.

  • AND, I GET THERE, AND THEY SAID, KEVIN, WE CAME UP WITH SOMETHING

  • GREAT FOR YOU. WE CAN GET YOU IN THE RING.

  • AND I WAS LIKE, WELL, WELL, LISTEN, I THOUGHT I TOLD

  • YOU ALL I DIDN'T WANT TO GET UP IN THAT RING.

  • YOU KNOW, I JUST DON'T WANT TO DO IT.

  • SO I GET IN THE RING AFTER THIS GUY'S FIGHT, AND, YOU KNOW, HE'S

  • A DANCER, FANDANGO, IT'S NOT FANDANGO, IT'S FAN-DAN-GO.

  • >> Jon: FAN-DAN-GO. YEAH. >> YEAH. SO, AFTER HE WINS,

  • YOU KNOW, HE DOES THESE DANCES, AND HE'S REALLY ENGULFED IN IT,

  • AND I GET IN AND I DANCE WITH HIM, BUT THE FUNNY THING IS, THE

  • ROPES, LIKE, I HAVE A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT RESPECT FOR THE ROPES.

  • YOU KNOW, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO GO, IT'S THE FIRST, THE SECOND AND

  • THIRD. YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO PULL FIRST TWO APART

  • AND STEP THROUGH IT.

  • >> THE FIRST MAN IN HISTORY. I PULL THE BOTTOM,

  • I WENT THROUGH... I WENT THROUGH THE BOTTOM OF THE ROPE.

  • AND AFTER I DID IT, LIKE, I DIDN'T EVEN REALIZE I DID IT.

  • AND, I COME OFF AND ALL THE WRESTLERS WERE, HEY, THAT WAS

  • PRETTY FUNNY THE WAY YOU DID THAT GOING THROUGH

  • THE BOTTOM THING. AND I WAS LIKE, WHAT ARE YOU

  • TALKING ABOUT? WHAT WAS FUNNY? IT WAS LIKE, IT

  • WAS LIKE THAT WAS A BIT, RIGHT? YOU DID THAT FOR JOKES.

  • NO, THAT WAS MY LEVEL.

  • THAT'S, THAT'S WHERE, THAT'S WHERE I AM.

  • >> Jon: THAT'S HOW I GET INTO THIS THING.

  • >> THAT'S HOW I NATURALLY GOT INTO IT.

  • >> Jon: HAVE YOU EVER GOTTEN A CHANCE, YOU KNOW, IN YOUR

  • CAREER YOU GET CHANCE TO DO... YOU'RE PROBABLY LIKE

  • ME, I'M A HUGE SPORTS FAN.

  • HAVE YOU GOT AN CHANCE TO GET INTO ATHLETIC SITUATIONS THAT

  • HAVE BLOWN YOUR MIND OR MET AN IDOL OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT.

  • >> OH, TONS OF THEM. WELL, JON, YOU MAY NOT KNOW THIS,

  • BUT YOU'RE LOOKING AT A TWO-TIME CELEBRITY M.V.P. FOR

  • THE ALL-STAR WEEKEND.

  • >> Jon: NO, NO, I DIDN'T REALIZE THAT.

  • >> YEAH. YES. >> Jon: AND, WHAT'S YOUR, WHAT'S

  • YOUR FIELD OF... >> BASKETBALL. YOU KNOW, IT WAS

  • A, IT IS A PASTIME, YOU KNOW, THING OF MINE.

  • WHATEVER.

  • I COULD HAVE WENT TO THE LEAGUE. I CHOSE NOT TO.

  • >> Jon: NO, I UNDERSTAND, I UNDERSTAND. SMART CHOICE.

  • YOU'RE DOING VERY WELL. YOU'RE DOING VERY WELL.

  • >> Jon: ME AND YOU SHOULD START A

  • LEAGUE FOR THE GENTLEMAN PLAYER THAT MAY NOT HAVE BEEN

  • THE SIZE... >> THE SIZE...

  • >> Jon: YET STILL CONSIDERS THEMSELVES SOMEWHAT AGILE.

  • >> WELL, I'M AGILE, BUT THEN YOU GO TO THE SPORT WHERE YOUR SIZE

  • WORKS, LIKE SOCCER.

  • AND, THEN I FIGURED OUT I'M NOT REALLY THAT FAST. YOU KNOW, SO,

  • I GOT PROS AND CONS FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE.

  • I BOX. AND, I WAS REALLY GOOD WHEN I HAD A TRAINER.

  • >> Jon: YEAH, YEAH. >> YOU KNOW, BUT I JUST HIT HIS

  • HANDS, AND HE WAS LIKE, YOU KNOW, IT WAS NOTHING ELSE.

  • IT WAS JUST HIS HANDS.

  • AND I WAS LIKE, YO, I'M REALLY GOOD. AND, YOU KNOW,

  • I WAS LIKE, YO, I'M FAST.

  • MY TIMING IS GREAT. >> Jon: YEAH, YEAH.

  • >> AND ONE DAY WE WERE DOING IT, AND, YOU KNOW, HE DID THIS.

  • HE'S NEVER DONE THIS EVER.

  • HE'S NEVER... LISTEN, WE TRAINED SO MUCH.

  • NOT ONCE HAS HE EVER DONE THIS, BUT I GUESS HE EXPECTED A NASTY

  • REACTION. SO, YOU KNOW, I'M LIKE

  • ONE-TWO-THREE, ONE-TWO, BOP-BOP-BOP.

  • AND HE WENT LIKE THIS.

  • AND, IT HIT ME.

  • I STOPPED.

  • I TOOK MY GLOVES OFF.

  • I SAID, WHAT IS THAT ABOUT?

  • WHEN DID WE START FIGHTING BACK?

  • LIKE, WHAT IS THAT?

  • I WAS PISSED OFF. I WAS LIKE, DUDE, I'M DONE,

  • I'M NOT, LIKE I'M DONE WITH THIS SESSION.

  • >> Jon: THIS IS NOT BOXING.

  • >> HE WAS LIKE, KEVIN, THIS IS FOR YOU TO DUCK. I WAS LIKE,

  • FIRST OF ALL, THAT'S NOT. THAT'S A PUNCH, WHAT YOU DID.

  • THAT'S A PUNCH.

  • HE'S LIKE, I THOUGHT YOU WOULD DUCK.

  • WELL, YOU THOUGHT WRONG, AND YOU ALSO JUST GOT DOCKED.

  • I DEDUCTED AN AMOUNT. THAT'S ABOUT IT.

  • >> Jon: NO, I THINK THAT'S WISE. WELL, VERY NICE.

  • IT'S SO GOOD TO SEE YOU.

  • PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE COME BACK AND SEE US.

  • >> I HAVE TO, MAN!

  • >> Jon: THE MOVIE, "THINK LIKE A MAN TOO," IT'S IN THE THEATERS

  • ON FRIDAY.

  • >> YES!

  • >> THE ALWAYS WONDERFUL KEVIN HART.

  • >> THANK YOU, MAN.

[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] >> Jon: WELCOME BACK.

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