Oh, hello, I didn't see you there.

Welcome to "How to Act Like Your Favorite Actor".

I can assure you that if you follow all these tips and techniques, you'll be acting....in a long time, and you'll be able to do things like this.

Happy, sad, confused, transition

(Robert Pattinson)

In order to act like Robert Pattinson, also known as Edward from the Twilight movies, all you have to do is to talk real quietly and sound like you're in pain.

It's like a drug to me.

More pain than that.

It's like a drug to me.

Even more.

It's like a drug to me.

You just had spoiled milk in the morning and somebody punched you in the stomach, and now you have to hold in your pain.

It's like a drug to me.

You're like my own personal brand of heroin.

Kristen Stewart

I don't know why Kristen Stewart gets so much hate for being a bad actor.

In order to be a great actor, the character you're playing has to be consistent.

And Kristen Stewart is the master of consistency.

(Shocking)

Oh my god, it's shocking.

(Happy)

Oh my god, I'm so happy.

(Sad)

Oh my god, it's terrible.

(Ninja)

Oh my god, I'm a Ninja.

(Pirate)

Arg my god.

(Lifeless piece of wood)

Oh my god.

See? They're all the same.

So people may give her a 1 out of 10 for acting.

But I give her a consis...10 out of 10.

How do you feel about that, Kristen?

Oh my god, that's shocking.

(Alan Rickman)

In order to act like Alan Rickman, also known as Professor Snape from the Harry Potter movies, all you have to do is to make the Stitch voice from Lilo and Stitch.

Ohana means family.

And once you got that done, all you have to do is to make your voice deeper and talk with your teeth closed.

I can teach you to bewitch the mind.

I can teach you to ensnare the senses.

I can teach you to strip the pet and sponge the bob.

I can teach you to sound like Squidward.

I can show you the world.

shining, shimmering, splendid

(Arnold Schwarzenegger)

Everybody knows the accent.

But in order to sound like Arnold, all you have to do is to make the Kermit the Frog voice.

Kermit the Frog here.

And then sound like you're throwing up.

Listen to me!

You have to get out of here!

Get to the chopper!

Get down!

(Jim Carrey)

In order to act like Jim Carrey, all you have to do is to flex every single muscle in your body and have really sharp quick movements.

Well alright then

(Taylor Lautner)

A lot of people say that Taylor Lautner is a bad actor but he's not.

He just has a different style of acting called "distracting".

All you have to do is to have a nice body and take off your shirt to distract people from your bad acting.

Oh my god, you're bleeding.

Yeah, can you pass me that towel over there?

No no no, here.

Thanks.

Got some blood on the counter, too.

Do you mind passing me...

Oh no, don't worry, here.

Okay.

Shoot! Spill the pepper.

Do you mind handing me that trash can over there?

Where do you keep getting those shirts from...

Look! I don't know how you're doing that shirt magic but the bleeding is not stopping.

So can you just call an ambulance or something?

Oh yeah, sure!

You don't need to take your shirt off. Just to call the...

Hello? - 911, what's your emergency?

Hi yeah, you guys have any more shirts?

I'm running low.

(Robert Downey Jr.)

He's like really sassy and sarcastic and do that stuttering thing where you don't really finish that sentence.

So...you...you don't want me to...okay...yet...

Get...just....grab it my...yah

I just grab it myself.

(Ben Stiller)

What you gotta do is to hunch forward, throw up your arms and always be angry.

I don't know, okay?

Why don't you ask the monkey over here?

Oh, now you don't wanna move.

Oh, look at me. I'm a little monkey.

I'm a little monkeyhead.

(Rick Grimes)

Carl

Carl!

(Merle)

Mouth full of chewing tobacco

Well, well, well. What we've got here? Baby brother

(Glenn)

(Jennifer Lawrence)

Jennifer Lawrence is a great actress.

But what makes people really love her is that she's really down to earth, and she doesn't care what people think.

She's silly, she's clumsy.

She puts her pants on one leg at a time, just like everybody else after they take nudes.

too far? - you're okay.

Hey Jenn, do you think you can put that fork down?

Why? Were you calling me fat?

What does it even matter how much I weigh?

I don't want little girls watching this and see Katniss as this anorexic supermodel character.

You don't have to be that skinny and beautiful.

Just to be a really strong, independent woman.

Okay, that's fine.

But this is Hunger Games. You supposed to be starving in the scene, not eating.

Oh my god. I'm so embarrassed.

I'm so sorry guys. I am only human after all.

It's okay.

Here, I'll go put this over here.

(Matthew McConaughey)

All you have to do is to talk like you're in very deep thought all the time.

so that everything you say, even if it doesn't make sense, sounds like it's very deep and dramatic.

Sometimes you gotta go back to actually move forward.

I don't mean that like some fancy metaphor. I mean literally.

When you crash into one of those big old green tube things in Mario Kart, gotta press B and reverse a little.

And then you can keep going.

Even though I know all that, still have so many unanswered questions, like

Did they name the tree after the palm,

Or the palm after the tree? Did Delilah ever tell that guy what it was like in New York City?

Of course the greatest question of all

What is the meaning of life?

Cereal.

I mean it don't taste that good.

It's not the healthiest cereal around.

It's just there.

Yeah, life is still a cereal cuz life is still surreal.

(Samuel L. Jackson)

In order to act like Samuel L.Jackson, all you have to do is to talk like you're in a club or at a concert or any places that's really loud where you have to shout.

Why are you stopping, Mr. Cruz?

Do you want to be a part of this team?

Yes, coach!

And now I'm asking you one last time, Mr. Cruz.

What is in your wallet?

What?

You got a hear problem, Mr. Cruz?

I said what is in your wallet!

I don't know. Cash?

Well guess, Mr. Cruz. That's a hundred more pushups.

I got pictures?

Let's make that a thousand.

Some gum?

Ten thousand pushups, Mr. Cruz.

Cards! I have credit cards.

Okay, what kind of card is that?

It ain't that hard, Mr. Cruz.

I..I..

What kind of card do you have, Mr. Cruz? What is in your wallet?

Visa?

Get your way as back on the ground and give me a hundred thousand!

A hundred thousand with Capital One!

Capital One, the xxxx in your own wallet!

(Leonardo DiCaprio)

Acting like Leonardo DiCaprio is really difficult because of all the different characters he plays.

However, there's one similar role that he plays every single year.

And in order to act like that, all you have to do is to start nodding your head, press your lips together and begin clapping.

And the Oscar for the Best Actor goes to Matthew McConaughey.

(Every Horror Movie)

Normally when you're scared of or frightened of something, you move really quickly.

But every horror movie actor knows that it's the complete opposite of what you wanna do.

In order to act like a horror movie actor, all you have to do is to move in slow motion when something frightens you.

It's just you, Marley.

It's just shoes

Oh my god, I'm just gonna go kill someone else already.

You're so damn slow! God!

(Every drama movie actor)

Every drama movie actor knows that if you wanna look really sad, look out a window.

(Every sci-fi movie actor)